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Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
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If Jesus is God did He commit suicide? I’m not high but this is what I think about during weekly team meetings.

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

Never trust me when I say trust me, trust me.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I smell beard oil and flop sweat. Who let JD Vance in here?

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

The female urge to take up witchcraft and wander out to a jungle near a beach somewhere with my cats and a case of chapstick

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Morning 🌄 All. I am thinking of my ancestors more than usual today. There are many reasons, but mostly because they are my why. I hope, with all of my, being that I have honored their origins, sacrafices, hopes, and dreams. My today is for them. Happy Juneteenth 🤲🏾🫶🏾🙌🏾🥹.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Hate is such a driving force. But I’m so lazy I choose indifference.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

It’s 2025 and we still can’t unsee stuff. Come on, science

submitted 7 hours ago • 12 comments

damn man are you forklift certified, all that baggage has to weigh a ton

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

the only response to vance joining bluesky is to block him and forget he's here. he's not reading your dunks and even if he did he feeds off of that shit, it's wasted energy. let him see so little engagement he writes another bluesky is dead article in nazi pissbaby monthly.

submitted 6 hours ago • 11 comments

"I love you." "I know."

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

I believe all bathrooms should be gender neutral. Also believe that any able-bodied adult using the one ADA stall when others are available deserves a swirly in the shittiest toilet in the room. — parent of a disabled adult

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

I’m rather disappointed that these pigeons we voted to confirm are shitting all over everything

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Ever since the invention of smart phones I have the attention span of a squirrel

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

They used to call me Spay Sex because I really shouldn’t be allowed to do that again

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve given birth twice but somehow my son appears to be in way more pain when he has to answer any question.

submitted 8 hours ago • 11 comments

When I said I don't give a shit what you think about me, I was trying to make you think I was cool. I didn't mean it if you don't like it. Don't be mad.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

if they refer to waking up before their alarm as one of life’s simple pleasures they might be the devil

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments