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evie | trans'd music composition degree haver | she/her
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 10 days ago • 367 comments

my type apparently

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

TOP 10 ALL TIME ANIME CROSSOVERS

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

made gluten&dairy free french toast for my loving transgendered wife today don't ever say I'm not romantic 😤😤😤

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

that woke friend whos too one

submitted 93 days ago • 5 comments

third ten hour shift of the week

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

hey can you come over and hold me and be really gentle with me and let your love wash over me until i feel okay thanks

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

ty caps for keeping me from drifting closer to true insanity 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

wife: sweet, it's perfect now me: nice 😎 wife: that was sarcasm it's actually terrible me: oh ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

wife: fuck fuck fuck my SolidWorks project won't render correctly fuck it's 1am god dammit me: do u think it's cute when I walk with my heels up like a kitty? /ᐠ - ˕ -マ

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich

submitted 102 days ago • 43 comments

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

submitted 102 days ago • 338 comments

easily one of the most common compliments I get is "oh my god your shoulders are so nice!!" LET THOSE SHOULDERS FLY FREE

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

mrrrrreooooooowwww

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Does lead-era cum or micro-plastic-era cum taste better?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Trans woman are the teen pregnancies of our generation

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

Sucking cock like the post-modern lesbian I am

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Why are the progesterone pills so small, I can hardly feel them going in

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

They should make men who smell like woman

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

mrooww

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

does this to u

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

there is a cat somewhere here

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

can't even joke about it, it's just really fucked up that so many of you are gonna have to go through (at least) another four years of that ://

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

they should invent a girl that i can bite right now

submitted 118 days ago • 2 comments

evie

submitted 118 days ago • 3 comments

hey man what's up

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

saw Protest The Hero with wife the other day and it was sosososososo special 🩷 (and I totally didn't sob when they played Plato's Tripartite......)

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi

submitted 124 days ago • 88 comments

Sorry for biting the shit out of you, it will happen again.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

where I'm posting from:

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

hazbin hotel queers are an enigma. one minute, they're calling a stranger online abusive for putting glasses on their dog & the next, they're doing an impression of what they think speaking japanese sounds like. its like if it's always sunny in philadelphia had an episode about afabs only housing.

submitted 126 days ago • 7 comments

Cats are cute but when they yawn, they look so terrifying, I love it

submitted 127 days ago • 215 comments

I'm not even trans I just turned out like this

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

raining blood is all like 8 9 8 8 7 7 6 7 9 8 0 0 0

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

polyamory is dangerous cause you'll be crying yourself to sleep because you miss your girlfriend while your other girlfriend is right next to you

submitted 128 days ago • 7 comments

how it feels to get out of bed at 3pm on your day off

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

just napped and had a dream where I was getting five sessions of electrolysis for $55 TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments