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evie | trans'd music composition degree haver | she/her
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

my type apparently

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made gluten&dairy free french toast for my loving transgendered wife today don't ever say I'm not romantic 😤😤😤

that woke friend whos too one

third ten hour shift of the week

hey can you come over and hold me and be really gentle with me and let your love wash over me until i feel okay thanks

ty caps for keeping me from drifting closer to true insanity 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

wife: sweet, it's perfect now me: nice 😎 wife: that was sarcasm it's actually terrible me: oh ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

wife: fuck fuck fuck my SolidWorks project won't render correctly fuck it's 1am god dammit me: do u think it's cute when I walk with my heels up like a kitty? /ᐠ - ˕ -マ

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

easily one of the most common compliments I get is "oh my god your shoulders are so nice!!" LET THOSE SHOULDERS FLY FREE

mrrrrreooooooowwww

Does lead-era cum or micro-plastic-era cum taste better?

Trans woman are the teen pregnancies of our generation

Sucking cock like the post-modern lesbian I am

Why are the progesterone pills so small, I can hardly feel them going in

They should make men who smell like woman

mrooww

does this to u

there is a cat somewhere here

can't even joke about it, it's just really fucked up that so many of you are gonna have to go through (at least) another four years of that ://

they should invent a girl that i can bite right now

evie

hey man what's up

saw Protest The Hero with wife the other day and it was sosososososo special 🩷 (and I totally didn't sob when they played Plato's Tripartite......)

im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi

Sorry for biting the shit out of you, it will happen again.

where I'm posting from:

hazbin hotel queers are an enigma. one minute, they're calling a stranger online abusive for putting glasses on their dog & the next, they're doing an impression of what they think speaking japanese sounds like. its like if it's always sunny in philadelphia had an episode about afabs only housing.

Cats are cute but when they yawn, they look so terrifying, I love it

I'm not even trans I just turned out like this

raining blood is all like 8 9 8 8 7 7 6 7 9 8 0 0 0

polyamory is dangerous cause you'll be crying yourself to sleep because you miss your girlfriend while your other girlfriend is right next to you

how it feels to get out of bed at 3pm on your day off

just napped and had a dream where I was getting five sessions of electrolysis for $55 TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK