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I'm not drunk on this lovely Sunday night...I'm about to correct that dilemma right goddamn now.

I was reading up on the history of diphtheria and ran across this interesting fact.

The GOP says they’re going after “fraud and abuse” in Medicaid, but what they’re really doing is cutting hundreds of billions of dollars from a program that delivers care to the poorest Americans.

AOC Hammers House Republicans And Accuses Them Of A Crime https://twp.ai/4inclb

the thing thing about the admonition to “not take the bait” is that while it makes sense in the context of an election — where you are trying to communicate a narrow set of ideas broadly — it does not make sense in the context of “how do we make this president as unpopular as possible”

Tomorrow there will be more of us.

inews.co.uk/opinion/trum... Trump is deciding the fate of billions with demonic frivolity NEWSLETTER (£) The President's "reciprocal” tariffs were the fruit of an unembarrassed amateurism Patrick Cockburn 12 April 2025 NB image is not a part of Patrick Cockburn's Newsletter

#webcomic #poorlydrawnlines

Your School House Rock moment......

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9oU...

Dancing through life with a touch of mystique ✨ I'd rather people wonder than know.

flower hug #art

One year ago tonight, the night sky wow'd much of the planet with dancing colors in what was one of the best aurora displays of the last two decades. This was the scene all the way down on the freakin' Oklahoma/Texas border that night! Even had overhead pillars. Let's do that again soon, yeah?

"I did this!"

I'm not. I'm MANA. #MakeAmericaNormalAgain

My painting PACIFIC NORTHWEST

Your School House Rock moment.....

👍💙💯🔥🔥🔥 www.cnn.com/2025/05/09/u...

The elevation of Pope Leo XIV is a profound and historic occasion. Like so many around the world, I am praying for him and wishing him and the Church well as his papacy begins.

Fact.....

Boom! 🔥🔥🔥

BILL GATES: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.” @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/bdd9...

Mamatee blessing us with twin calves 🥹〰️🐮🐮🐮〰️ #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #manatees #mamatee #babytee #twins #calves #seacow #seapotato #mama #blessed #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity

To be effective, our opposition to today's abuses must run alongside a clear picture of what we are actually for - and how everyday life could be better with different leadership.

Your School House Rock moment......

My upcoming visual horror novel is both dark and beautiful. It is my best-written game and a mature tale of the human psyche: store.steampowered.com/app/3145620/... Less than two weeks to release! Wishlists would be appreciated! 💚💛 #visualnovel #horrorgame #indiegame #gamedev

Louder for the voters in the back!

Carl Sagan reciting a poem on relativity: "There was a young lady named Bright, Who could travel much faster than light. She set off one day, in a relative way, And returned the preceding night."

We saw one of these little guys in the woods today for the first time this year. ☺️ If you see one, please don’t pick them up! Aside from the danger of falling, their skin is highly porous so you can unintentionally make them sick from the oils, salt, bug spray, sunblock, etc. on your hands. 🧵

“Terrible things are happening outside… poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” - Anne Frank #MayDay #PowerToThePeople #Resist #Fight

BREAKING NEWS: Ninja water sausage retrieves a bit of toast.

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All of this on a weekday we’re in complete awe of you. You always rise to every call to action. You’re amazing, and words can’t express how much we love and appreciate you all.

Should this happen, the event would be countered by a massive turnout of citizens protesting his birth.

The daily floof

Cal-Maine, the biggest egg producer, has been accused of using bird flu as cover to jack up prices and triple its profits from a year ago. It also received $22M in federal aid. While you're getting gouged at the grocery store, your tax dollars are subsidizing corporate greed.

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Big shoutout to Chicago! ✊ 👏

Palate cleanse

100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists. 1362 Days to go...

Dear Canada- Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever. ❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸 #MakeAmericaNormalAgain

I'm building a small mushroom village on my work desk. 🍄

this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s

The turnout in small towns across the country has been incredible drawing crowds of thousands. We’re already seeing over one million in attendance nationwide, and events are still underway. Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Ohio all had especially surprising showings.

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