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‘I’ve got grandad lines as the wingman’ 😂

Managed not to give the tiniest shit about the boat race for another year running.

Bagneres-de-Bigorre and Castelbajac

Life doesn’t get much better

It will always be impossible to respond rationally to irrationality

NEW: Trump caved.

BEDFORD BEDFORD BEDFORD

I just found out that Australia is bigger than the moon and this has ASTOUNDED me

Saw someone this morning with a 2,000 day streak on Duolingo. Weirdly charmed by this.

Bedford and the Great Ouse

Phone footage appears to contradict Israeli account of killing of Gaza paramedics

Who speaks like this 😭

Iron Maiden have a beer? FASCINATING

Franc Moody - the men that you are

An own-goal like no other

???!!?

Big day coming up. Buzzing

This is egregious … a flagrant violation of the Geneva Convention.

Another day, another colleague thinking this is a relative of mine

What. A. Dildo.

🚨 NEW: Our big investigation into the special educational needs crisis, which is forcing councils around the country into bankruptcy

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Just delightful

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

Will dream about this forever more

‘Adolescence’ on Netflix makes for quite a chilling watch. An unsettling reflection of how Andrew Tate culture and misguided notions of masculinity are shaping young men today

She’s not a looker but, my god, she’s a keeper

This is utterly heartbreaking.

Oh Clacton x

Glorious

This makes for a bloody brilliant watch

Two years ago today was one of the most thrilling moments of my life when I captured this sunrise eruption of Guatemala's Volcán de Fuego. My drone was much closer than I realized, and the eruption was the largest I saw in my two days up there. I may never again film something as remarkable as this:

‘You’re So Vain’ really stresses me out as a song. If the guy who she is singing about thinks the song is about him, he’s right… but that proves that he is indeed vain? It’s a paradox and I don’t like it. I do assume this was the intention, however

Treptower Park, Berlin - A Soviet War Memorial. Interestingly, a lot of the granite used across the park came from Hitler’s stockpile that he was saving to essentially build his own Pantheon.

Jesus CHRIST

'Seismic' planning system reforms to be 'unleashed', government promises The reforms will make the planning process easier and change the way developers meet environmental obligations, say ministers news.sky.com/story/seismi...

So much CHOICE

A German FEAST