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skotison.bsky.social
Loves, in no particular order: literature, democracy, cats.
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DM: you all gather at the old Elfstone tavern. Elon: I buy the tavern. DM: you can't b... Elon: I buy the tavern and rename it XV5z18q#. DM: Elon... Elon: I fire the bouncers. Freedom of drink. DM: fuck sake. Elon: I sue the customers who leave.

submitted 108 days ago • 11 comments

Here to drop some platitudes: moving is awful, but the end result might actually be worth it. Possibly.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hello everyone! I will be moving house next month, but the last time I moved was 15 years ago before I had my 3 cats. I've been reading all the guides I can find (get them a special room with good smells, both at the old place and the new). Might you help me find some less obvious tips? xx

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

submitted 124 days ago • 13 comments

A lot of very clever people are posting a lot of very eloquent things, yet i still don't know how I am supposed to accept that this is the world I live in.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Hey I love you

submitted 124 days ago • 24 comments

Posting this again in hopes that when I wake up (somewhere in the next few days) the world will have righted itself

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

submitted 683 days ago • 181 comments

These are dark days. It’s a good time to delight in and learn from the manul, a floofy, grumpy-faced wild cat that keeps its paws warm in snow by resting them on its tail. 🌿 The manul wants you to practice self-care in hard times, too. Look at that face. Don’t disappoint him.

submitted 133 days ago • 35 comments

"Titus Kaphar makes painstaking copies of historical paintings and then alters them—with a whitewash, tar, by shredding or binding the canvas, by making paintings behind the paintings— to expose hidden truths." The Myth of Benevolence, 2014 Titus Kaphar www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-...

submitted 386 days ago • 13 comments

Iconic.

submitted 154 days ago • 4 comments

Words fail, but in a good way

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

@helldude.bsky.social Here's some of that synchronised licking I wondered about in response to your minipan and stripey video. My minipan and her brother are big big fans (as am I)

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I have the concepts Of the plan To replace Obamacare And which you were probably Hoping I'd have already written Forgive me I have so many indictments And Bibles to sell

submitted 181 days ago • 30 comments

This is my official campaign push for the greatest mineral of all time. Behold MEAT ROCK. Rhodochrosite LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HAM and when it’s cut from a different angle IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BACON. Turquoise is so boring and pedestrian. Vote MEAT ROCK!!

submitted 183 days ago • 98 comments

about five years back I wrote a Friends fanfic (outline) that got RT’d by the New Yorker’s television critic at the time

submitted 185 days ago • 3 comments

kids AND parents can "have it all" at Trent Reznor's Empire of Dirt Winery and STEM Discovery Playground

submitted 190 days ago • 9 comments

Him: I love Talking Heads Me, deleting my vitriolic post about how our inept and corrupt news media are ushering in fascism: Yeah, me too!

submitted 191 days ago • 2 comments

HER: I love nine inch nails ME: {shoving my pitiful eight inch nails in my pockets in shame} Oh yeah me too

submitted 581 days ago • 21 comments

Adult cath convert JD Vance: It's creepy to teach if u don't have kids Nuns: Put your hands flat on the desk and say it again to my face u little bitch

submitted 195 days ago • 27 comments

I’m not a fan of his music but this is unnecessary.

submitted 195 days ago • 92 comments

Your lap warmer and quiet companion awaits: Marley, located in Valley Falls, KS. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/marley-70896085/ks/valley-falls/jefferson-county-humane-society-inc-ks150/

submitted 196 days ago • 1 comment