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TTRPGs, Journalism, Photography, Ninjutsu, but not necessarily in that order.
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That was fast. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

submitted 21 hours ago • 450 comments

20,000 leagues below sea level is in outer space.

submitted 14 hours ago • 132 comments

'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says theonion.com/i-am-a-...

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬

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Those on the high court often exercise caution in their choice of words. That is why it was striking when she used an audience of lawyers to deliver a stern message to the legal profession: stand up for democracy, take on the hard fights and do whatever you can to win.

submitted 6 days ago • 216 comments

Imagine starting a car that hadn't run in 21 years, that's 15 billion miles away in interstellar space. That's what the NASA team just did with Voyager's thrusters. People are amazing. jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasas-v...

submitted 6 days ago • 337 comments

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children theonion.com/texas-b...

submitted 6 days ago • 171 comments

Rising Income Inequality Causing Wealthy Americans To Take On Second Sailboat theonion.com/rising-...

submitted 6 days ago • 60 comments

Wise words! The number of games at conventions I've had with the other people round the table seemingly being in some kind of stupor. (Even if they later say they had an excellent time.) Show up for your GM and the other folk at the game! Let them know everything is cool and dandy.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Jim Henson left us 35 years ago today. I loved being on the Muppet Show!! Here’s a video of me with my buddies!

submitted 6 days ago • 416 comments

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

submitted 8 days ago • 318 comments

Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards

submitted 7 days ago • 90 comments

That is in fact what this administration has done.

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AOC: The math is not adding up. Their claim is that one million undocumented people are on Medicaid. So why are they trying to cut 13.7 million Americans off their healthcare?

submitted 9 days ago • 955 comments

BREAKING: The scene at the Rayburn Building is pure rebellion. Protesters are swarming in during live hearings on Medicaid cuts. Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.

submitted 9 days ago • 1297 comments

Average Onion subscriber.

submitted 10 days ago • 312 comments

“Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as doing a dead drop of a briefcase in a parking garage like it used to be?” said Ben Tormos theonion.com/man-can...

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

We should be ashamed of ourselves for not appreciating him breaking the law. ✈️ 💰 🙏

submitted 10 days ago • 1866 comments

Crazy how long this conversation has been going on

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica

submitted 11 days ago • 872 comments

The U.S. is like having a landlord who occasionally sets the house on fire, lets it burn for bit, then puts it out, standing triumphantly over the damage while your housemates applaud him for his “success” in solving the problem, in spite having caused it and things still being worse.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

submitted 11 days ago • 171 comments

AOC: "We need to be talking about ICE agents and the cowardly policy of covering their faces

submitted 12 days ago • 955 comments

my 14yo made a power point of what she wants her future to look like and this is my favorite slide

submitted 14 days ago • 94 comments

Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing theonion.com/cardina...

submitted 14 days ago • 169 comments

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

submitted 15 days ago • 460 comments

Another day of reminding everyone of Carl Sagan’s eerily accurate warning about the dangers of not being able to ask skeptical scientific questions to those in power or authority.

submitted 15 days ago • 221 comments

City Councilman Unearths Magical Zoning Amulet theonion.com/city-co...

submitted 15 days ago • 55 comments

Chicago is on to something.

submitted 15 days ago • 880 comments

This is a difficult announcement to make. We're not coming to GenCon 2025. We don't feel safe moving through the US border. Full statement here: buff.ly/CIO20Xg

submitted 17 days ago • 52 comments

Bravo, young man! www.comicsands.com/autistic-boy...

submitted 18 days ago • 808 comments

Most Americans frequently use federal science information. But few are concerned that cuts to federal science spending could affect their access to such information, a new poll finds.

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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months theonion.com/new-ala...

submitted 19 days ago • 67 comments

#ttisg design advice: keep your mechanics as straightforward as possible. Your players are there for the adventure, not to fiddle with dice gimmicks. Give them some options (slow & careful, quick & dirty, etc) and then answer the questions: did they succeed or fail, and how well or how badly.

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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day theonion.com/new-ice...

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The Human Genome Project cost taxpayers $3 Billion. Two decades on, it has generated a staggering return on investment of $1 Trillion, with benefits in medicine, agriculture, energy, the environment, & more. If you want to boost the economy, funding science is one of the best things you could do.

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How on (Middle-)Earth have I gone 47 years without learning this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbit_(unit)

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Trump Threatens To Defund Beauty Schools That Don’t Comply With MAGA Standards theonion.com/trump-t...

submitted 20 days ago • 104 comments