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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

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I have some adopts, commissions and à base on here. I really need help... my job , i essentially dont have anymore. ko-fi.com/foolishdingo #p2ubase #lineart #digitalart #kofi #commissionsopen #furry

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I invented a gun that makes you pregnant

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walks up to u hey uh did it hurt when you fell from tennessee i mean wait shit

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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

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*shrug* #furryart #bees #trpc #cat #felisdoodles #sketch

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thanks samuel hamilton from east of eden

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I thought the Trump/Canada thing was a distraction, but I'm wrong. Trump is deadly serious, and the Canadians are taking it seriously. Here's a timeline I found on Facebook. The whole text is in Alt Text (it's over the 2000 character limit, 2nd image will follow)

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do u guys ever wonder if there is more to life than this? i feel i got scammed by growing up. i expected freedom and fulfillment but it seems like all there is in the world is just a bunch of mean or stressed out people who are gonna treat me and everyone else like shit. like fr is this all there is

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the only crypto i care about is krypto the superdog

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gen z jesus christ rolling up to the last supper 1 15 min late with starbucks and a pack of zyn

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You all know this one

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a bag of sliced cheese is just a deck of cheese cards

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Sketching a horse 💜

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vagina dentata but to the tune of hakuna matata

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DO NOT let anyone fucking gaslight you here, do not let anyone make you think you didn't see what you clearly fucking saw

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dude i'm so fucking tired of superhero movies

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mufasa muFASA MUFASAAAAAA

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was following a car omw to work this morning and their vanity plate was just "CLOACA"

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mcdondal 😔

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milk is a garbage beverage

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what does the fox say is okay and all, but more people need to be aware the stonehenge is far and away the most superior ylvis song

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flight attendant just announced "for those of you flying to your families, we are happy for you, and for those of you flying to get away from your families we are happy for you too!" and i feel called out lmfao

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Curiosities - Hyena #art #horrorart #macabreart

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what's the difference between a seafoam green and a creme de menthe green

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overheard an ed nurse today telling a guy from imaging "before you go in there you should know the only way i could get my pt to agree to an xray is by telling her you could 'keep the fumes down,' just fyi" lmaooooo

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⭑✶✦✶⭑ WELCOME RAFFLE ⭑✶✦✶⭑ It feels wonderful to be in an alive community again, so I'm doing a raffle! You can win a shaded headshot of any species! ✶There will be 1 winner (2 if passed 25 tickets) ✶Ends 23. Nov UTC+1 To enter: ✧ Follow me ✧ Like & Repost this post <Repost gives the ticket!

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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

submitted 124 days ago • 367 comments

sometimes i think abt how when i was young (like less than 10) i would lay awake for hours at night bc i was so anxious abt how one day i would be getting married and i would have to dance in front of people at my future wedding and then i wonder how it took so long for me to realize i had anxiety

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are yall still consuming microplastics or should i consider upgrading to macroplastics

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god had to nerf me with nightmares from emotional trauma bc my coolness was way too op

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it's a good thing i didnt become a literary scholar because i'm trying to read pride and prejudice for the second time atm and im getting absolutely nothing out of it. i'd discover some manuscript and be like "my brain is too smooth for this" and the world's greatest literature would be lost forever

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bat the bat

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Nightmare night What a fright Give us something sweet to bite (The local teens got a real kick out of the Pinkie Pumpkin) #mlp

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i feel like my coworker and i are about to clock each other as furries but neither one of us has acknowledged that the other knows yet

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fuc k e me i just spent all this time perfectly roasting pitatoes in a campfire and they all fuckinf spILLED INTO THE FIRE THi ss is truly my thirteent reaosn jesusfuckf

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