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skywittyval.bsky.social
The earnestness of a child in the body of a 50-something educator. I joined Twitter for Conan, but Bluesky is for me. As a little treat.
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REPOST if you stand with AOC!

The time to BEWARE, has passed…👇 Hasn’t it?! Unfortunately. For. Everyone.

The JD Vance team flagged my TikToks for impersonation and had my account banned for making fun of him in a doughnut shop.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

Captures it perfectly.

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

This ‘doctor’ forgot to iron the right side of his fake backdrop

Thank you to everyone posting pet and animal pics, nature photos, historical photos, jokes, memes, and music. Thank you for islands of normalcy upon which we can rest before jumping back into the stormy waters. What you provide is necessary and valuable. 🫶🏻

Mr Rogers and Sesame Street taught me love, kindness, compassion, and empathy. Star Trek taught me to dream of and aspire to help create a better and more diverse world. Star Wars and Tolkien taught me to fight for freedom, even in the face of overwhelming odds and great evil.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually -Leopards right now

No football for us today, instead we are watching a cinematic masterpiece set in a sane country. 🇨🇦

What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.

More relevant than ever

THIS 💥⬇️💥

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Yes!!

America is under attack by the President of the United States

Fiance reports that ICE trying to board a bus in Seattle were refused by a Seattle bus driver who told them "gargle my balls"

👇👇👇👇

The Tuskegee Airmen were the first African American flying unit in the U.S. military. Altogether, 992 pilots graduated from the Tuskegee Air Field courses, and they flew 1,578 missions and 15,533 sorties, destroyed 261 enemy aircraft, and won more than 850 medals.

If you’re in an institution doing any kind of DEI work, the most important thing to do right now is simply call it something else. Change it to “Community Outreach” & then keep on doing the same important work. When they outlaw Community Outreach rebrand it as “Strategic Partnerships,” rinse/repeat.

Tired: DEI Hire Wired: DUI Hire

RESIST. Don't quit. Don't stop fighting. Don't obey in advance. Don't stop calling them out. Keep raising your voices as loudly as you can. Keep organizing your friends, family, everyone. Keep supporting orgs that are leading the fight. RESIST.

THE MEDIA: Isn’t politics such a fun, silly game? Aren’t corrupt, obstructionist Senators a quirky hoot? PEOPLE: [hungry, evicted, dying] Very amusing.

I did not realize that people showing off their newly reorganized home libraries after receiving new books for Christmas was a “thing,” but I am glad that it exists and I wish every reader a hot cup of tea and a fuzzy blanket!