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slamchez.bsky.social
Software engineer by day, CUNY adjunct lab tech by night. Masters in Comp Sci.
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Two hundred and fifty years ago this morning the first shots were fired at Lexington and Concord. It was the first instance of rebellion and resistance to tyranny and the crown in the colonies. Those shots, along with Paul Revere's ride the night before, started the Revolution.

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I made this for you.

submitted 28 days ago • 13 comments

Every time the orange dipshit opens his mouth markets crater

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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

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It’s only a War Plan™ if it comes from the War Room region of the Pentagon. Otherwise it’s just sparkling unclassified policy discussion.

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Don’t fuck with the gamers. We will own you

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If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.

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You know when you’re just so tired and you don’t want to do the thing but you have to do the thing so you’re trying to force yourself to do the thing? That’s me in the gym parking lot right now

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#Finally

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Democrats really need to get a good old fashioned Type O Negative “you suck” chant going

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So basically Governor Hochul put Mayor Adams on PIP lol

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Well played Zelensky. Well fucking played. *slow clap* lol

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Put this man at a podium every. Fucking. Day.

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Whatever is going on in Tennessee I love it

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Thank fucking god. It’s a start. politicalwire.com/2025/02/13/m...

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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

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I just submitted a bug report for Apple Maps since they spelled Gulf of Mexico wrong. You should too. Pass it on. www.apple.com/feedback/map...

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Lmao and we haven’t even hit day 31

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"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

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There is something about the NFC East. This division seems to just have a penchant for stopping bullshit in its tracks: Giants stop an undefeated Pats team Giants stop another dominant pats team Eagles beat Brady at his most obnoxious Eagles stop the Chiefs threepeat.

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This energy.

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Phony Stark is pissed the gamers figured him out. Reference: youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4?...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Way more accurate than we ever could’ve known

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😭😭😭

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Calling this a national security risk is putting it lightly. This is exactly the kind of thing all the fascists downer they come to power. This is a coup in real time.

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I plan on calling my local Nazi Rep as well as Schumer and Gillibrand Monday when offices open.

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I do admire Philly’s trolling skills

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She’s right. Republicans are always up in arms about something and are always calling their people. It’s why shit tends to go their way. But the fact that @aoc.bsky.social is out here leading us while @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and even Gillibrand missing in action

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Here in New York we actually do shit

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