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"Not as funny or clever as he thinks he is"
Mr Bowden, School Report 1987
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Just out of interest, how exactly does one walk like a bat and what are the benefits of doing so?
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Sony Bravia?
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A fine man. We all took great joy from the part of him he shared with us. Farewell to your loved one 🙏🏻
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To be fair, this headline is from an article in the fashion section. The Guardian published a full review of Kendrick's half-time show, in which the writer makes comments on the same thing you mentioned...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/f...
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As with your recommendation of Erdinger-quaffing biathletes, a brief Google for research purposes has revealed yet another impressive set of pins. Doing the Lord's work you are, Mrs L 🙏
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There's a place just outside Gloucestershire called RAF Defford, which has lots of satellite dishes and big space balls so you might want to look there first.
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I've just started watching the first series - absolutely loving it. It's like a mix of The Stanley Parable and a Philip K Dick story. Full marks to all of the cast and production crew.
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Sorry, too busy wrestling with my eeeeeeego.
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Just googled female biathletes for research purposes and Holy Mary there's some cracking quads.
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My ex-wife kept one in a box in her wardrobe and one of her twin boys found it; naturally he asked what it was. She said it was a back massager. He ran off with it, found his brother and started mucking about, as 7yr old boys do. Being a nurse, immune to embarrassment, she found it hilarious.
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If you want to slow your performance down even more then get an Nvidia GPU and install Linux.
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I'm laying off the booze for a while but I had an Erdinger 0% with my sausage casserole and I was pleasantly surprised.
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It's like the "Two Girls One Cup" video - you'll have a quick look to see what the fuss is about then 100% wish you hadn't.
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My dad, who is a gentle, kind hearted West Country man, likes Jim Davidson and Nigel Farage. As a Guardian reading liberal, I can't get my head around it.
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I know - "hot take" as the kids say...
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Did they make her some cornflakes?
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Controversially, I'm going with Les liking Adams but not liking Chisholm.
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You've clearly chosen "not", but Neal A. Maxwell thinks that's totally fine so it's all good mate 👍
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I'm hoping that the dog's name is Kafka.
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Andrew Sachs aka Manuel from Fawlty Towers opened the school fete once - naturally he said "Que?" quite often. Also I went to school with Englebert Humperdink's son; "The Hump" came to sports day once, if that counts...
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The girlfriend:
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Dewalt 255mm sliding mitre saw, 90s edition. Stone cold classic.
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I used to have a great time at the soft play. Coffee. Sofa. Guardian Cryptic. Say "yes" to every request. Let them crack on.
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When I was a kid we went on a camping holiday in France. My dad convinced me that the French for milk was "le moo-juice" and prompted me to ask for some at the campsite shop. The shopkeeper thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard.
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I had a dream I was eating a huge marshmallow.
When I woke up my pillow had gone. #dadjoke
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To be fair, their version of "I Want A Job In A Lollipop Factory" was an absolute banger.
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In other adhd news, I gave my mum her present wrapped in the carrier bag.
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It'll probably be dark by the time you get there anyway.
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My suggestion to test the theory would be to get on a plane to Buenos Aires and check them there. Hope this helps.
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My face when my mum tells me the amount of food she's made for the next 4 days...
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Terrible business all round, hope you're ok
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Some lovely walks in that area, part of my old patch, will have to revisit sometime...
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Give a wave to the the Tyndale Monument aka "The Nibley Nob"
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As a rural West Country boy, I approve of the view and commiserate your phone signal 🌳
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Having been married twice, I'd mark that down as a win!
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In Victorian times a pose like that would've prompted incredulous gasps and, in all honesty, polite society would've shunned you.
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Is this about etc
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Every one except May the 4th; a 364 day joke...
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"Someone" needs to watch Time Team.
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I had my very first tablet today and decided to write some notes about the experience which a) I managed, unbelievably, to update throughout the day and b) included the lines "'I' have gone quiet" and "I wonder if this is how normal people feel all of the time"
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Talking of which *yawns*
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I like the idea of day drinking but It always ends up with me napping at 5pm
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It's the same old story: you start with a hit of Mint, then try some Ubuntu and before you know it you're wandering the streets begging for Arch repos...