slurmpf.bsky.social
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Customer:
Pls help i have a problem
Ai voice of what a weird tech bro thinks a woman sounds like:
Thanks for calling have you consider shuting the fuck up you peasant
Customer:wow thanks
Ai:fuck off
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When pepe the frog is speaking to the richest man in the world like the green goblin mask you know the system is fucked
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Forgot to mention elon lost his fucking mind.Dumbass got his brain fried by his own platform.Masterful gambit.
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Its just the stupidest people you can imagine fighting each other on issues that arent real and half the posts are bots giving generic responses
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One for him and one for the worm
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He always gets a fast cool aston martin car but then everyone stares at him when hes driving so he just walks everywhere instead
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He hit her with the pot of greed one too many times
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I raise you this lil guy
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Lord, you took his rug, as you took so many bright, flowering, young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364
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Bluesky vs x in a nutshell
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It do be like that sometimes
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Yes most countries fuck their enemies and only during mating season
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Posting medival guys the old fashioned way
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Im more of a boob ross man myself
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Ball up top
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A bit too close for comfort
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Take a hike to big drils hells the only bluesky account that tells you to FUCK OFF!!
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When your friend is driving and your life flashes before your eyes every time they take a turn
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More likely than you think
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This and everyone else is played by RDJ
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I wanna meet the absolute homunculus that thought it was a good idea to release a christmas movie before thanksgiving and then be shocked it didnt do well