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submitted 62 days ago • 9 comments

That’s a cuck chair now.

submitted 75 days ago • 44 comments

Cool. Cool cool cool.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

musk: i just wish i could go myself to get the astronauts but of course i know i'm too important to you here trump: no you're going musk: i'm absolutely livid that i don't get to go myself and - huh?

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

They’re always chinless bitches too.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him? Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.

submitted 95 days ago • 223 comments

Being the bigger person is hard because a girl is currently lecturing me about how Catholics and Muslims are actually demonic and Protestants are true Christian’s and I have to disagree nicely instead of reminding her she started dating her husband when he was still married and she was underage.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Me, to that one voter:

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

when I saw ppl posting "elon did nazi salutes at inauguration" I assumed he like waved weirdly and ppl were interpreting that ungenerously but holy shit nope. just full on nazi goosestepping salutes. I'm sure they will say he was doing an epic 300 thing or whatever but cmon man

submitted 97 days ago • 107 comments

He did a whole Nazi salute with his entire chest. Not even an accidental Nazi salute, straight up sieg heil, and they cheered. America is toast.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

i think my most millennial trait is that i still find OK Go music videos endlessly charming

submitted 101 days ago • 83 comments

I just found out my insurance doesn’t cover my medication and I would have to pay $450 out of pocket. So fingers crossed I don’t get another stomach ulcer! And then they wonder why Americans think Luigi is a hero.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Look at this snuggly little guy

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

When they ban tiktok how am I going to have small clips of a show repeatedly shoved down my throat so aggressively until I am defeated and am forced to start watching that show?

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 104 days ago • 8 comments

When I was 23, the house I lived in burned to the ground. I was asleep, and got out with nothing but my pjs and my roommate’s dog. When you lose your house it is not about the sofa or tv. It’s the concert t-shirt you bought with your best friend, and the last letter your grandfather wrote you.

submitted 108 days ago • 211 comments

Do you guys think Trump knows that Mexico is part of the continent of America?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Detroit Lions = America's team

submitted 112 days ago • 333 comments

"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!" buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs

submitted 115 days ago • 118 comments

Shows how the vaccines always kill you in the end. Jimmy Carter got the diphtheria vaccine in 1934 and died just 90 years later

submitted 119 days ago • 9 comments

Today I realized my kid is a huge nerd because they text me and asked if they could skip school. Little dork.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

The funniest genre of white guy is the ones that look like this but drive a lifted f350 with 100 bumper stickers that say “If you’re different I’m going to kick your ass.”

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Yondus funeral gets me EVERY fucking time. Cat Steven’s devastating music and Rockets existential worry, GOD damn. This is true cinema.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

here’s a comic about smiling

submitted 143 days ago • 161 comments

i dunno man i never see this outrage about decorum when right wingers make jokes about suicide percentages among trans people. you could be fighting the good fight about human dignity in those comments too

submitted 144 days ago • 47 comments

I’m not saying people deserve to be assassinated but when I had UnitedHealth they didn’t have any doctors in network in my state. So even though I was paying a premium, I couldn’t go see a doctor w/o paying 100% out of pocket. Forgive me, but I’m having a hard time not being apathetic.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

If you still, in 2024, think anyone in JonBenets immediate family killed her I just assume you’re stupid. If you think Burke, the 9 YEAR OLD, killed her I don’t think you deserve rights.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot stress how genuinely not upset I am that Biden pardoned Hunter. Honestly, he should’ve done it sooner. The entire thing was a waste of tax payer money and more people should be mad that he was being investigated in the first place.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?

submitted 147 days ago • 45 comments

Can someone help me figure out what this cracker is? It’s from the Hapi Mixed Cracker party mix pack. PLEASE, I need to know.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...

submitted 154 days ago • 524 comments

I like to think that I could be a surgeon because I’ve watched Greys Anatomy 3 times all the way through, but deep down I know I would literally just cry all day every day over every single patient.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments