smacaski.bsky.social
Theater kid. Art nerd. Amateur bartender. Introverted but willing to talk about cats and serial killers. (she/her)
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"You can take our freedom, but you can never take our farfalle!"
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Doesn't matter what kind of crisis is going on, Italians always going to put out a spread.
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I love cuddling a pet that's been lazing in the sun all day--they're so warm, like sheets fresh out of the dryer.
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He definitely thinks he looks like Cyclops from X-Men, and he would think Cyclops is the coolest X-Man.
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He should start with the hair.
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"If we all just eat turtle pellets, we too can grow shells that will provide a barrier viruses can't penetrate."
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If I were one of those maybe-dads, I would absolutely want to see the DNA results before spending thousands on a flight and hotel. Wait, there's going to be lots of ABBA songs? Nevermind, I'm already at the airport.
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Kid probably having Big Feelings because they just learned they're missing out on 90-proof brandy.
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If the Bears make a playoff run, George Wendt should be immediately canonized.
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Amanda Johnson is a "content creator" because no way in hell would people actually hire her to help them organize their homes.
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"I asked for Irsay's toxicology report, not a Merck warehouse inventory."
"But sir, this *is* Irsay's toxicology report."
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I hope they announce they're inducting Pete Rose, unveil his plaque, then be like "Ha, gotcha! Fuck that guy" and it turns out the plaque is actually a new urinal.
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It's very amusing to see this the day after one of my pictures fell off the wall when the command strips failed (and yes, I fucking installed them per the instructions, Caroline).
This is about the fifth picture to have fallen due to failed command strips. You know what hasn't failed? Nails.
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Really hoping some day Sean manages an all-Pirates grid. A good showing today.
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I bet she could make BANK searching for missing persons.
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I love it when karma comes along to boop a very good dog on the snoot. You deserve every day of having fun running around in a big yard, Scout!
(Dragon Fruit is a very good strong boy, too!)
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Jean's a smart cookie. And Jorts is a pretty clever kitty, too.
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EFDC got there fair and square, after beating powerhouses like Mid-Valley Glen Community College, South Sheboygan Night School and Cafeteria, and Boston University.
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He's such a worm.
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In my neck of the woods there was raging drama between competing breakfast diners for YEARS. As in, the owners have come to blows, police reports have been filed, etc. It's been quiet the last few years, though. I dunno, I usually went to the other breakfast diner on that block.
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Would meat on sticks be an option? I love meat on sticks.
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Starla Jean, gentle!
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Carter looks like an ideal chilling buddy.
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Wow, what an excellent fucking use of public funds.
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I don't know if David Icke is a broken clock, so much as one smashed to pieces with one spring *boinging* cartoonishly out of the wreckage, but I guess even that can be right once.
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I'm reminded of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "This morning, as I look into your eyes, and into the eyes of all of my brothers in Alabama and all over America and over the world, I say to you, 'I love you. I would rather die than hate you.'"
Something she, in her sad narrow mind, can never comprehend.
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Nah, you gotta drop him in the open water and make him swim for the island. While towing his shipmate (Trump).
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No need to apologize. Bacon is a public resource and must be shared. I mean, the chewed bacon pieces on the sweater is a little rude, but we all make mistakes. No real harm done.
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Dude wants to coin a pop-psychology buzzword so bad. Stop trying to make "fetch" happen, Hank.
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Those brownies look so damn good.
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She definitely looks like a lean mean mousing machine.
Is the belly a trap?
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I don't know what you're insinuating, because that sweet baby is INNOCENT!
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I was really hoping for a shut-out.
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I have zero doubt that every member of the GOP failed US History.
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And yet, they are all still good boys.
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The ideal RB--when he turns on the gas, no one can get close to him.
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Hawt.
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Given recent events, this isn't the absolute dumbest thing I've ever read, yet it's still definitely up there.
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I wonder if Mexico and Canada are planning on a booming "vaccine tourism" trade. "Hey kids, let's go to a Blue Jays home game, and prevent you from getting polio!"
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Glad to see Dwight Evans in there, but this also reminds me to be angry he's not in the Hall.
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What a coincidence, I also need to be lured outside with rotisserie chickens.
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Slow cooker pork ribs here.
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This is like trading a two-year old Porsche for a '97 Chevy Cavalier.
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Suze, hate to break it to you, but Trump doesn't give a fuck about you, your state, or anyone in it. Welcome to the Find Out of times.
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MTA obviously didn't like someone making the rest of them look bad.
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Then it's going to be fighting like hell to get Democratic candidates elected to the Senate and House and take back the legislative branch.
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I mean, he's already done a bunch of things that are very illegal, but no way the current Congress is going to do anything about that, even though he's trampling their own authority. I think it's going to be a whole lot court cases and calling our reps for the next two years.