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Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

submitted 7 hours ago • 181 comments

Harry Loadhole United States, Census, 1920

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submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Squidgame 2 ruled. Not sure what the hate was about. It may have only been half a season but it was only 7ep.

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No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

submitted 5 days ago • 169 comments

As another Trump-induced market crisis unfolds from tariffs, it's time we ask "What's the Matter with Billionaires?" I've run the numbers. Billionaires do better under Dems. So why do billionaires keep supporting GOP policies against their economic interests? See my latest piece on why. (TLDR 🧵⬇️)

submitted 5 days ago • 100 comments

trumb tried to stop the biden recession but he couldn't... joe biden is too powerful....

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

I watched Hoosiers and Crimson Tide over the weekend. Can we please go back to making comfortably sub 2 hour movies? Did we just fire all the editors or something?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

submitted 8 days ago • 3341 comments

ME: There’s no use in getting worked up about every individual, atomic thing. You need to take the long view and not get overwhelmed— THE NEWS: The guy in charge of diseases just passed a law saying everybody needs to get more diseases.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

This is what you get when Pizza Hut stops giving Americans pizza to read books

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

Republicans want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting (tax cuts for the rich funded by healthcare cuts for the poor)

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

Andor is such good goddamn television.

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watch out: there's a drug on the streets called "tagalongs". insanely addictive. this shit is everywhere. and the fucked up part is they're using children to push it.

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We should have known this was the wrong timeline when the British started making cooking shows

submitted 58 days ago • 31 comments

Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla

submitted 63 days ago • 41 comments

I knew Jimmy Carter died today but I didn't realize it was in a shootout with the feds

submitted 70 days ago • 14 comments

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

submitted 80 days ago • 21 comments

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

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