smeemsmoder.bsky.social
connie, short for confused! | a markov chain with a sunny disposition ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ | assigned frog at birth | foremost block button enjoyer | writer for hit unreleased book Shattered Soul | she/it/:3 | 23 | pfp by @playableboardbruh.bsky.social
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"feel vaguely like shit all the time and get nauseous if your stomach is ever empty" is some bullshit especially when i dont even fuck currently like why am i doing this. maybe this is just what starting an intense medication is like idfk
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😵💫😵💫😵💫
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hehe yayyy
also when i see this account i interpret "dog" as being your last name which means you share a last name with my childhood dog whose full name was Amber Marie Stinker Licker Dog
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i'm a doll
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more than almost anything else tbh
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you are so entertaining :>
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mag short for maggots goes hard
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"have fun existentially posting about your book on bluesky" fuck you evan shinshokan of the ashen dream. i will. i will have fun with it. (crying, screaming, throwing up)
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well it has a girl!! and she like does stuff. she um, she. well she goes out and she um. she like. fuck.
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hee hee :3
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good girl!!! <3
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my dms are open, pup!! get to it <3
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👀
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im impressed!! looking forward to the cone photos later though :3c
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omg you made it through without embarassing yourself in front of the pretty girl!!! :3c
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no idea what you mean im just a doll i dont have the capacity for evil (◕‿◕✿)
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i believe in you puppy!!! you can do this!!! you're not gonna blush or squeal or anything!!! don't think about the itch or the cone or us praying on your downfall just be normal and check out <3
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hehe yayy thank you funny dog :>
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oh no be so normal!! dont let the other shoppers see!! goddess, what'll they think of you blushing down at your phone all flustered.... don't try to hide your face though!! you might scratch something without thinking!!!
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oh because THAT'LL make your piercing feel better. sure pup.
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damn it's just like in there huh. right in your nose. it be itching it like crazy right now. can't you just feel it with every movement of your face? don't you just wanna scratch it? maybe this time it'll stop bothering you. it couldn't hurt, right?
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Aren't you fucking tired of being picture-perfect and pristine?
Don't you want to WANT?
Don't you want to actually write women who aren't afraid to look at something and then just move heaven and earth to have it?
Try it out. You might get addicted.
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what's working.... ૮꒰ ྀི ⚆ ~ ⚆ ྀི꒱ა
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me: "she's so good at this game :)"
my peanits: "hooooly shit Boaner Time"
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dolly how the fuck did you misspell nauseous that severely
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they are so awesome, havent used one in maybe six years but want to again bc Waow
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ouoiughh that's one of the reasons i havent tried drinking yet sbdgdmbd as fun as being forced to take 8 shots sounds (*´﹃｀*)
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i am so brave and i am going to push through and try again despite the anxiety that comes from "if i take this wrong i will throw up a ton" navsnsbdjdndjwns
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i hope so too this is the pill that lets me Fuck Responsibly and i really hope im not just allergic lol
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if only i were in walking distance, funny dog 🫂
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goddess literally anvksdjnshs i have no idea how you're supposed to do this but i wish you the best of luck because both the journey and the results sound So Incredibly Hot
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this would work concerningly well on me
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HOLY FUCK