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connie, short for confused! | a markov chain with a sunny disposition ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ | assigned frog at birth | foremost block button enjoyer | writer for hit unreleased book Shattered Soul | it/she/dolly | 23 | pfp by @playableboardbruh.bsky.social
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im something of a mobile device

pov you bruised her wafer-thin ego. wyd [ #art | #sketch | #elfenjoyers | #ocsky ]

Goth Shadowheart pt 2

Android girl dubcon call that manufacturing consent 🗣️🗣️🗣️

encouraging Miss not to figure out how discord bots work so that She has to keep using my services as a stand-in for the usual automation

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Armored Core V pilot doodle I bet it's so stinky in there 😳

Penelope (or pibb) (SHE/THEY) 🏳️‍⚧️🐕

Myth: Transitioning kills your libido Fact:

I want to kiss women every day 🥺

highlight from hanging out with girl today was me beginning a sentence with "i dont have a ton of childhood memories" and her going "me neither i know how it is" which prompted me to stop whatever the fuck i was saying to instead say "Not Awesome!!! Not Awesome!!! Aaaaa!!! Not Awesome!!!"

fat teto

Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite

My 6'1" sass when the taller girlies call me small* *no I don't secretly enjoy it shut up shut up shut up

girl put her hand on my thigh today we are so incredibly back

robotgirl who calls your penis input

Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 foot tall bioresonant god.

today my father suffers the consequences of his actions and i dont send him fuckin anything. the new friend i am getting coffee with is more important than you lil bro

my flesh is just soooooo eager