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Chap originally from Cambridge. Tech geek. NUFC/CUFC/49ers fan. Love Bond films (not you, Craig).
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and Prince Andrew showed his face in Windsor, so this works on a couple of levels.

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submissive writing werewolf getting really confused when her youtube channel keeps popping off when she tells everyone here name is Lycan Sub Scribe

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I wrote an article/guest post for @vvinsider.com about accessible cruises with Virgin Voyages. Check it out if the topic floats your boat. vvinsider.com/accessibilit...

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 14 days ago • 873 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue

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For anyone who missed this very important news, Jennie the guide dog crossed the floor of the House of Commons yesterday to be stroked by Labour MPs She was then summoned by the Lib Dem Chief Whip for a very stern word

submitted 34 days ago • 17 comments

Choices choices

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I will be fully prepared to change my position on amazon Bond if they give me my 26-part 1950s-set series on the Parisian detective adventures of Achile Aubergine.

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

Just been blocked by Gary Barlow. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it!

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In January 1986, BBC1's Jackanory, for years stuffy and staid, briefly felt like the coolest thing ever when Rik Mayall performed (it's much more than a reading) Roald Dahl's GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE! For me and my mates, this was Event Television, constantly quoted for weeks on end.

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I've heard Kay Burley be called a few things…

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Tell you what you don’t see much of these days: spiral hats. Forty years ago, if you wanted *anything* promoted, you put it on a spiral paper hat.

submitted 87 days ago • 12 comments

Thank God email got bedded in before the piss-awful modern tech era. Oh no, you can’t Zapmail me because I’m on Mailr. Oh, you have Nvelope? If you send me an e-byte then I should pick it up on my Feedribble bytecatcher.

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I don't know if this was a shoot or if someone has just shopped them all together but it is quite impressive that none of them look quite right.

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'Sir, I wish you godspeed as you assume your second term in office.'

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It was his reflection in the window.

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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

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