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smode.bsky.social
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What, we can't be friends with clones now?
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I'm sorry, is the second one even a euphemism for something or are they just straight up offering? Well, maybe not STRAIGHT up, but....well you get what I mean.
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Well if not they're gonna feel, like, a real roof...
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I feel like the opportunities available as performance art are worth exploring. Find a woman named June July and have her go to Manhattan and hand people a robot sculpture until one of them naturally and spontaneously says, "That's an absolutely remarkable thing."
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This always makes me think about how we, as humans, are actually quite large organisms.
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Beetle podiatrists are their version of brain surgeons.
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I've read this post 100 times over the past hour and I'm not sure I'm getting it.
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Well, I guess at least I don't have to worry about him coming to Germany anymore, as that kind of shit is illegal here.
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Ok, but WHERE tho?
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Define "a lot".
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I desperately want human nature not to be that humans want progress above their own detriment. Can't we, at the very least, stop doing things that are a net negative?
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Well, 100 years ago 20% of everybody died cuz of the Spanish Flu. But yeah, most people are dead. And most of them are children. Heaven is a nursery.
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What? Sextober is my favorite month for obvious reasons.
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Honestly, this is the best explanation I've heard so far. It's more believable than, "people are ultimately greedy and selfish and therefore being greedy and selfish is a moral good" somehow convinced millions of people to vote against their own interests. Cuz that makes no sense.
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Would love for this to be true on mobile as well.
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As a staunch misanthrope, I consider all body parts to be "junk" so that's going to be pretty noisy. But my position also makes patty-cake a pretty erotic experience.
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The only solution to car traffic is viable alternatives to driving. Period. Only. End of. Viable is: Safe Affordable Convenient Comfortable In that order, and comfortable doesn't matter as much as you'd think.
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Any good schoolteacher will tell you, some kids won't ever learn but that doesn't mean you should stop trying to teach them.
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Sorry. I hate to be the rando to break this to you, but you're not a bot. You have feelings. Sorry again, I know how difficult this must be to hear. Especially with the feelings that you have.
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Seasons are a lie from very few specific places in Northern Europe which were then spread with colonization. I think an important step to fixing some colonialism trauma would be to create seasons for where you live, that actually make sense. For instance, the Ozarks have at least 12 that I know of
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I sold my cars and moved to a place with plenty of hills, and bought ebikes instead. It's going great!
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I usually don't look at my yearly data collections, and I always regret doing do when I do.
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So... they're gonna greenlight the Brennan/Oscar sketch from Game Changer, it sounds like? youtu.be/CVDzNBeufb0?...
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I can't wait for the accompanying video from Hank about this post tomorrow.
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Ooh. I thought of that as kind of a sub section of 3, but you're right that's for sure a different vibe.
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People aren't willing to pay the exact same amount in tax in ways that will immediately improve their lives as long as the taxes aren't spent precisely the way they want them to be spent. There's no way people are going to make trade-offs for the future. They don't make non-trade offs for now.
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6th: Rips the pages out as they read them so they're instantly at the right spot when opening the cover. Rare type, but you have to admit it's pretty metal.
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40 years old and this is the first time I'm experiencing someone attempt the nickname "Garf". Bluesky has enough characters to have cut corners in other places, my friend. /s
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But jars of your seed are really expensive.