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🤣🤣🤣 they gonna kick Terry off talking about let's run that shit back

I need a complete blowout and then next week Jalen does a whole photo shoot with Kamala and Doug.

Serena Williams!

probably the most mischievous grin ever

Let’s hear it for the camera crew and the stage crew. 🥹

I know that Canada Dry is SICCKKKK

New Nike commercial with Sha’ccari Richardson, Caitlin Clark, A’ja Wilson, Juju Watkins, and Jordan Chiles. #nike #wnba #wnba #unrivaled #ncaaw #ncaawbb

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

And then Serena!!! My heart is so full! 🙌🏾🫶🏾🙌🏾

That man looked dead in the camera with that smile and said "Hey Drake" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MUSTARD!!

😭😭😭😭 those mustaches took me out

Back to back sacks 🤣. Y'all gotta go home.

Don't that SA man own starlink? 🥴👀

In about 12 hours the nightmare begins. Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.

In honor of the most important observation of today, a look at a few of Rev. Dr. King's most fire quotes. youtube.com/shorts/426BR...

how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism:

LA folks, use this fire map! app.watchduty.org

What love language would you introduce?

Being home for the holidays didn't bring me the warmth it once did.

This man got me giggling and kicking my feet when I'm on the phone or texting him ... I'm fighting every urge not to block him 🤣 #growth

Ain’t That A Pitch?! this week on #TheRead

Small town romantic suspense with a BDSM chaser. Check out my Beards & Bondage trilogy today! 😈 e/print: https://amzn.to/48lbAfm 😈 audio: www.chirpbooks.com/a...

Rest in Paradise Nikki Giovanni!!

The second half of this Georgia game should be unreal.

I don’t understand why the maggots can’t stay on Leon’s app…why come over here disturbing people’s peace??

👋🏾 I do!

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

I dabble but want to improve my everyday skill. Here's Poison Ivy 🌱 from Halloween 👻 this year #blackskymakeup

There is a reason why we choose the bear... It won't grab to "hug" me and call me sugar lips and tell me he'll oil me down while I'm trying to buy a drip tray in the auto parts store while other bears watch... I feel sick and gross.

Last week felt like a week of Mondays. This week is marginally better 🫠.

2025 white house cabinet meeting

I’ve officially started subconsciously opening blue sky instead of Twitter

I'm just glad he didn't go down. Thank goodness. Mike still standing. 🙌🏾🙌🏾 #addtoblacksky

Mike said I'm just here to fight.

Yeah, he’s old school. He came out with nothing but himself 😭

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.