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snifftheraven.bsky.social
Entertaining Mistakes Incarnate. FF14, Terraria, Yakuza, Tetris. I play almost anything designed to plant a fist or foot in a face or an orifice. http://twitch.tv/snifftheraven https://ko-fi.com/snifftheraven
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Stand out and wear your pride with the new enamel pride, transgender, and nonbinary rings that have just come in stock! www.ringtastica.com/products/pri...

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PART OF THIS DID NOT AGE WELL GIVEN CURRENT EVENTS.

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Something to invent. An app that, when a robocall gets to the point where the human scammer is on the line, you press a button, the app mutes your speaker, then uses your microphone to blast a sound so loud that it makes the fuckface deaf or, at the very least, reconsider their chosen profession.

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Toga thong.

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Protip for Switch 2 owners transferring their data over who have Animal Crossing: DO NOT RUN THE ISLAND TRANSFER TOOL WITHOUT CHECKING IF IT TRANSFERRED OVER AUTOMATICALLY FIRST.

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I'll be at ScaleFest2025 in #grapevinetx this Saturday with @ringtastica.bsky.social ! Come check out the scale models, figures, and miniatures! I am looking forward to the Gundam stuff 😍 And there will be a contest for all the categories! www.ipmsnct.net/scalefest.html #artistalley #collectibles

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I looked up horse porn for someone's joke research. My algorithm might be irreparably damaged.

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I can haz a bsky now? Fun, sparkly rings without all of the cost of sparkly rings. #SmallBusiness #bling #jewelry

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Circle circle, dot dot. Now I got my doomscroll shot. Circle Circle, square square. Now I dodge it everywhere. Circle Circle, cube cube. Won't watch clickbait on YouTube. Circle PARALLELOGRAM! Let's just live our best life, fam!

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Flintstones/Jetsons Musou. Fred, Wilma, Barney, Betty, Baby Pebbles & Bam Bam, George, Jane, Rosie, Dino, Astro, vs. Slate, Spacely, Cogswell, and The Great Gazoo. Chaff are the Water Buffalos, Definitely Not Copies of the Joe & Mac cavemen, and a bunch of robitts.

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Special thanks to @firefallvaruna.bsky.social and the historic discovery of the baking soda volcano for saving my morning!

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

I accept my mission.

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"I made an overnight withdrawal request for a thousandillion dollars in the beginning of Dectovember why did you lie and say it would arrive yestermorrow I'll never use you again!"

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I am LEFT to PONDER the EVERYTHING.

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"Quick question?" 'Yeah?' "Can you screen-share and demonstrate every type of call we're expected to get?" 'Not every one, we don't have time for all that. Can you provide an example?' "*the thing we demonstrated not even 50 minutes ago*"

submitted 223 days ago • 1 comment

10 minutes until we go on phones. No mock calls, nor review. Half the class isn't set up for the live environment. But it's "our fault" for needing so much troubleshooting. Totes worth cutting two weeks off the schedule to rush fresh meat to at-risk clients. This is fine. Customer Service banzai.

submitted 225 days ago • 1 comment

I leave an impression. Especially on clams.

submitted 225 days ago • 3 comments

This motherfucker has officially asked THE SAME QUESTION, 7 TIMES, OVER A FRIDAY AND THE FOLLOWING MONDAY.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

I would do the most tasteful of lewd mouth things if it'd get me a call center system interface with UX worth a damn.

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Today in training, as converted to MMO speak. "So class, we'll get ready to queue up, and then we'll start doing our first dungeon pulls---Chad, you had a question?" 'Yeah, so, I'm trying to create my character, and the name Cloud Strife is taken. How do I...how do I fix that?'

submitted 230 days ago • 1 comment

The feel when you miss a perfect score because evaluators are actually illiterate and don't remember "the Golden Rule" right.

submitted 230 days ago • 1 comment

Cool. 3/3 for call center jobs that expect you to come in early but not clock in early. The first two got hit with class-action lawsuits for penny-pinching on overtime. I'm sure this will go entirely different.

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

30 minutes in. "All tests are open note." 3 hours in. "Quick question, can I use my notes on tests?"

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