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HAPPENING NOW: A federal judge who ordered the unfreezing of USAID contract spending is voicing frustration as a Trump administration lawyer repeatedly refuses to say whether they have actually taken any steps to implement his 12-day-old order.

any time I post something political on here, it gets picked up by the most annoying HASHTAG RESISTANCE nerds imaginable. "if the US invades canada I will stand in front of the tank columns like in Tianmen Square" no you won't you'll be too busy posting about how Someone Should Do Something

Lost World: Jurassic Park Hamburger Helper (1997-1997): A promotional item for the "Jurassic Park" sequel, this line of Hamburger Helper meal kits featured dinosaur-shaped pasta, and a chance to win a "Lost World adventure, via a "roaring" sound chip in select boxes.

Two undergrads walking by me: "I hear it tastes like gasoline and cigarettes." Me: "y'all talking about malört?!"

This is why self-care and disconnecting from the media is part of rebellion.

President Donald Trump ran his reelection campaign on, among other things, a promise to bring down the cost of groceries. But in the first two months of 2025, egg prices have continued to climb, sending government officials in search of answers and interventions. buff.ly/3Dgq72f

My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist

Doomscrolling? You mean I can play Doom on this thing?

Random foreign actor: send us all your deets by tonite. Military leaders: Who the fuck is this guy? Don't do it. Obey the chain of command. Random foreign actor: Have you ever witnessed such INCOMPETENCE and CONTEMPT for how YOUR TAXES are being spent?

Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup theonion.com/elon-mu...

Remember, if you use A.I. to ‘write’ fiction, you aren’t a writer. You’re a cheat. But if you do need a participation trophy that bad, maybe talk to your moms. Tell her what a big boy or girl you’ve become. Who knows, you might even get some orange slices out of it.

have you heard? today in north dakota, Greenpeace is being sued for $300 million by Energy Transfer Partners for uplifting the protests at Standing Rock SLAPP suits like this have already put a chilling effect on activism. it's a huge threat to our right to protest, and to free speech.

Oh ALSO to the folks handing out free tokens that were painfully obviously AI microwaved images (not calling it art cuz it isn’t.) Knock that shit off. A “poorly drawn” token is infinitely better to receive vs that shit ass trash you use. Respect the artists at the con you attended.

I hate when the Onion just reports the news

Yikes.

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

Measles outbreak tops Page One in Dallas @dallasnews.com www.dallasnews.com/news/public-...

I remember having the wild cherry ones. They were so good

Watching X-Men The Last Stand for...reasons

Go Liverpool go

In 2017, centrists and liberals told antifascist activists that the institutions would hold and the State would preserve basic democratic rights. Now the country is being hollowed out by literal billionaires making Hitler salutes. This should be on the cover of every newspaper.

On 22 February 1943, three young Germans, members of the White Rose Society -- Hans Scholl, Sophie Scholl, and Christoph Probst -- were guillotined by the Nazis for distributing leaflets speaking out against the crimes of the Third Reich. Their bravery, and their cause, will not be forgotten.

Minnesota gonna Minnesota

Nazi shit happens at CPAC every single year now. It's undeniable what that hive is. Anyone denying this shit still has their head so far up their own ass that they should never be taken seriously for any reason on any topic ever again because they're delusional.

They called me a screaming yellow zonker in college

just weeks after being ordered by a federal judge to pay nearly $3mil in damages to a man they assaulted in boston in 2022, patriot front is back in boston marching around in their silly little matching outfits!

Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

they are posting luigi’s ankle porn on reddit and I didn’t want y’all to miss out

Bummer of the day, Covid and pneumonia are going wild in warming centers, so...

BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732. Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white **retired** Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that

I went to see a really good band tonight. Great musicians. Right up until they played Dixie for their closing number. "This one's for two of my great-great grandfathers." I walked out.

Most people probably aren’t tracking this but Senate Republicans just started an all-night voting marathon that will allow them to gut Medicaid and increase child hunger while giving handouts to billionaires like Elon Musk.

When Stephen Harper is saying this, YIKES. We're in trouble. From @theglobeandmail.com: www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

“You won’t have to vote again”

So I found the Backyard Soccer I grew up on Steam, and safe to say I have been sucked back in

“Project 25 is decades in the making and laid out for us to see” “Yeah, but he’s not going to do that” “But the people that funded and supported him expect him to do exactly that” “Yeah but….”