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Begging my boomer father to stop asking if my male friend is my boyfriend (i have known him since the age of seven)

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Quick tip for the fellas. Measure it with a 5 foot soft tape measure BUT do it from the wrong side. I got my girl thinking this shit is 59 inches long

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One thing about me is i love me a good dress up game

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I miss my private twt where i could just be mentally ill by myself

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this site not letting me have a locked alt is sooooo sad and oppressive towards women

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We only rate dogs. This is a freshly baked potato. You can tell by the shape, color, and lack of thoughts. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

submitted 118 days ago • 139 comments

How to do makeup in a way so you’re still pretty and also don’t lose the respect of misogynistic men at work tutorial

submitted 121 days ago • 6 comments

Cut the tension by singing “How Deep is Your Love?” by the Bee Gees during your prostate exam.

submitted 121 days ago • 52 comments

Chapped lip season - hydrating more - humidifier - resist urge to lick lips - aquaphor over normal moisturizer on your lips at night - cortibalm (last resort, don’t use too much) In that order

submitted 122 days ago • 33 comments

The dichotomy of it all

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Smoke: the final bluntier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterhighs. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new strains; to seek out new highs and dank civilizations; to boldly roll where no man has burned before #smokefleet

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I had a mental breakdown this morning and contemplated offing myself but then i said "queen never cry" in my head and locked in so it's fine now

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doctor: your blood glucose is over 800 cookie monster: is that bad doctor: sir it's deadly Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

submitted 124 days ago • 98 comments

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn brain: how bout a coffee me: idk sounds like a bad idea brain: iced coffee me: ok yeah that makes more sense

submitted 124 days ago • 109 comments

Sometimes i miss twitter but then i remember people like this

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes it feels like no one has even tried turning their swag on lately and honestly it shows

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Normalize making bad decisions because the world is ending and who cares, drink the entire bottle of tekwila respondo

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Kendrick Lamar said: “Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.” Nobody: Andrew Schulz: “let me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamar”

submitted 124 days ago • 166 comments

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

submitted 123 days ago • 658 comments

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

submitted 124 days ago • 192 comments

For your next decision

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If they ban tiktok what else will i scroll at 2am and laugh in the dark by myself

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Kendrick: Section 80: the hood fucked up GKMC: my city fucked up TPAB: Americas fucked up DAMN: 🌍 is fucked up Mr Morale: I’m fucked up GNX: yall got me fucked up (Inspired by a video I can’t find to tag but want to credit. Let’s find them)

submitted 123 days ago • 26 comments

I need mutuals to send obscure homosexual coded memes to

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fent molly pie would be a beautiful name for a girl

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I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

submitted 123 days ago • 1038 comments

Hear me out. Nuclear webkinz

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Is this Nordstrom child mannequin evil at heart

submitted 123 days ago • 16 comments

What's something you say a lot Recently for me it's just been "don't pmo"

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Good morning from a very windy autumnal feeling shire, conditions are pretty good for fungi and I came across these on my hike, have a great day 🍁🍂🍃💨🌧️☔️🍄🍄‍🟫

Begging my boomer father to stop asking if my male friend is my boyfriend (i have known him since the age of seven)

Quick tip for the fellas. Measure it with a 5 foot soft tape measure BUT do it from the wrong side. I got my girl thinking this shit is 59 inches long

One thing about me is i love me a good dress up game

I miss my private twt where i could just be mentally ill by myself

this site not letting me have a locked alt is sooooo sad and oppressive towards women

We only rate dogs. This is a freshly baked potato. You can tell by the shape, color, and lack of thoughts. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

How to do makeup in a way so you’re still pretty and also don’t lose the respect of misogynistic men at work tutorial

Cut the tension by singing “How Deep is Your Love?” by the Bee Gees during your prostate exam.

Chapped lip season - hydrating more - humidifier - resist urge to lick lips - aquaphor over normal moisturizer on your lips at night - cortibalm (last resort, don’t use too much) In that order

The dichotomy of it all

Smoke: the final bluntier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterhighs. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new strains; to seek out new highs and dank civilizations; to boldly roll where no man has burned before #smokefleet

I had a mental breakdown this morning and contemplated offing myself but then i said "queen never cry" in my head and locked in so it's fine now

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800 cookie monster: is that bad doctor: sir it's deadly Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn brain: how bout a coffee me: idk sounds like a bad idea brain: iced coffee me: ok yeah that makes more sense

Sometimes i miss twitter but then i remember people like this

sometimes it feels like no one has even tried turning their swag on lately and honestly it shows

Normalize making bad decisions because the world is ending and who cares, drink the entire bottle of tekwila respondo

Kendrick Lamar said: “Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.” Nobody: Andrew Schulz: “let me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamar”

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

For your next decision

If they ban tiktok what else will i scroll at 2am and laugh in the dark by myself

Kendrick: Section 80: the hood fucked up GKMC: my city fucked up TPAB: Americas fucked up DAMN: 🌍 is fucked up Mr Morale: I’m fucked up GNX: yall got me fucked up (Inspired by a video I can’t find to tag but want to credit. Let’s find them)

I need mutuals to send obscure homosexual coded memes to

fent molly pie would be a beautiful name for a girl

I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

Hear me out. Nuclear webkinz

Is this Nordstrom child mannequin evil at heart

What's something you say a lot Recently for me it's just been "don't pmo"

Good morning from a very windy autumnal feeling shire, conditions are pretty good for fungi and I came across these on my hike, have a great day 🍁🍂🍃💨🌧️☔️🍄🍄‍🟫

Hi new followers my name is mel and I'm 25 and lost

we gotta start smoking again. our hands need to be too busy for Phone

#MOUTHWASHING

acab includes the first three letters of the alphabet !!!

Mi tink me gwan tek mi awn lyf 😔💔🥀