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spacecaptainchris.bsky.social
hater first, she/her second ♒︎ ♓︎ ♌︎ latina 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🧿°˖𓍢 I stream sometimes twitch.tv/spacecaptainchris
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Hobbies are a fun and healthy way to relax. Maybe try getting into flower arranging or home surgery.

Good morning. I mean, technically, Doomed Morning Under A Sky Of Roiling Blood, but look it's a rhetorical thing.

“the voices!!” and it’s me with my pendulum asking questions

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Here are the missing posters as well

EVERYONE! THEY ARE REOPENING MY BROTHER’S CASE!!! 🥳

sometimes comfort is in bringing your own tea from home and going through a rough, but doable, way of brewing it

I manifested the fastest route to work and a donut. I’m set

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

“But they have a family” and they toast every night to how they undervalue and underpay you

I genuinely think most people are too good at heart to internalize how misanthropic their rich overlords are. Their empathy fails to capture how even a millionaire wouldn’t waste their spit on you if you were on fire.

The mayor, in a press conference today, said only "BLOOD". No follow-up questions were asked, but all reporters chanted "BLOOD" in unison.

idgaf my valentine is better than yours

STREAM END! Thank you for joining me for both nuzlocking and tarot! Thank you to @indiwight.bsky.social @spacecaptainchris.bsky.social @wrendant.bsky.social @/caffeinated_pandamonium (Twitch) for the raids :3c We sent our love to @mihko.bsky.social who is playing For the King 2 right now!

if you own a Nissan rogue it’s on sight. I’m so sick of y’all

you ever just wonder why people want to put the fear of god in you on your first week? yeah me neither

I love my new daughter

no because why is someone in the witch community recommending Alan Moore? that’s not-

can someone give me their favorite protection/cleansing spell with moon water? #witchsky

getting a literature clock on your phone or as a screensaver is glorious

Only root’n toot’n in these parts folks 🤠 🐴

am i a girl or a cosmic entity?

for those of you talking about me: please keep doing it I’m begging you!! I love spell work secondly, I don’t think about you so have fun knowing you meant and continue to mean nothing to me 💖🙂‍↕️

I WILL be logging onto hello kitty island adventure after this

this new job is insanely amazing wtf

my friends are so pretty 💖 I LOVE YOU

01.30.25 ace of coins What is being presented to you today? Today you may find new opportunities coming your way. This could be the first steps towards material blessings or even stability. Allow the seeds you plant to take root and watch as your grow your own blessings #tarotsky #tarot

hello kitty island adventure sparking a new found joy in me was not on my 2025 bingo

Do I think $60 for Hello Kitty Island Adventure is a little crazy? Yes Do I think the girly pops paying that much for it is crazy? Yes Am I going to buy it with my first check? Well yes. I will be living my best sanrio life like what do you mean??

01.27.25 Queen of Coins Today you are reminded of the dependability of yourself or even the people around you. Now is the time to be more receptive to the energy around you. You have more than enough abundance to share with your loved ones (1/2) #tarotsky #tarot

The search for truth takes us to dangerous places. Often it takes us to the most dangerous place of all, the library. You know who said that? No? George Washington did. Minutes before librarians ate him. Watch the Librarian Zoom recording here: https://buff.ly/4h6BCIv

Squinting helps with the vision 🤭 me as cady right now during the mean girl swf with @janeislive.bsky.social @ravenbloodwitch.bsky.social and @idkbrittt.bsky.social twitch.tv/miaakalia

sorry but none of your friends could EVER

🙂‍↔️ #fortnite I’m the best

01.20.25 5 of cups Today we grieve what we’ve lost. You may have thrown yourself into projects and dreams that didn’t go according to plan. Allow yourself to grieve these plans, but don’t let this despair drag you down. Look around, there are still other opportunities around. #tarotsky #tarot