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spacesorcerer.bsky.social
Grad student, queer, dungeons & dragons, Star Trek, cartoons, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Use any pronouns you want. I’ll even respond to a “*whistle* here boy!”
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I was lazy and packed cereal for lunch but totally doinked the ratio of milk to cereal. Just had to down 6 oz of straight oat milk and whew was it an unpleasant experience

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My car needs a whole new engine. I already replaced the tires and rack & pinion this year. Ship of Theseusing over here

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I think bangs are pushed by Big Hair to make you have to get your hair cut more often. Keep you dependent on The Man

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If you see this, feel free to do it too! Name: Max Pronouns: he/she/they Height: 5’4” Sexuality: bi (but in the pan type of way) Tats: 4! Two on my ribs, one on each ankle Color: fresh growth green Drink: light blue Gatorade Food: baked potato Animal: trilobite/possums

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Guys I have bronchitis AND gallbladder pain. Whenever I cough, my gallbladder goes ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

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Currently learning fingermath and boy it’s tough acquiring a new skill. Like yeah I can do 25+17 in my head just fine, but on my fingers it takes time! I know I’ll speed up eventually but whew it feels like being in kindergarten again

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I just caved and bought a dog sleeping bag. For a dog I will not have for at least two more months

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I dreamt that someone asked me, a twink, if I were a trans woman. Doesn’t help that my reddit ads have thought the same for months. Guys, I already have she/her in my pronoun list, you’ve already won this fight!

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google how much is taxes

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Gamer moves on rei dot com

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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

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Upon close inspection, you realize the succulent is fake. However, a small amount of water still pools in the glued-together gravel

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Just watched perhaps the smartest person I know reach into an oven and grab a sheet pan with his bare hand, whip his hand backwards, and go “hot” in a monotone voice

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Well dang, just learned I have bronchitis and won't be able to do my next BJJ comp. Such a bummer!

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I love getting to the point as a DM where my group’ll ask me for a oneshot and I’m like “yeah I can get that planned in a few hours.” At the start of my #D&D adventures I’d’ve taken a week to figure it out!

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Sometimes I think, "Compared to geological time, living things exist for only little blinks," but other times I think, "actually, life is one continuous chemical chain that first formed billions of years ago and every mountain range that existed back then has long since crumbled away to dust."

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BMO adventure time :) thinking about him

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Did i procrastinate my reread of stormlight archive and now am only on ch92 of oathbringer? Yes. Yes I did

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Dreamt that I visited my old elementary school and they’d renovated it. It had an astrophysics cluster hire. Kindergarteners were mingling with professors

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Inside me are two wolves. One is a twink, and the other is a tomboy. Sometimes they kiss.

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Remembering when me and my partner had to share a twin sized blow up mattress for an entire week when we were moving cross country. Closest I’ve ever come to Committing a Crime upon him.

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Saw wicked with my parents yesterday. Mom did not realize it was at all related to Wizard of Oz until partway through the movie

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[commercial for dry ice] are you tired of wet ice?

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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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Update

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Just finished Lincoln in the Bardo. What a moving story! Unfortunately I have now finished both books I brought on this trip. Bookless!

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That damn jester…

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Dude in the groupchat picked a song of the week that wasn’t from the new Kendrick album. Drawn and quartered

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Guys I found a playlist called losercore and I’d already liked a solid 25% of the songs on it 😔

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Finally had to add this app to my social media time restriction list! I think that means I like it here, haha.

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topical lidocaine my beloved

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Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok

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Trying to prep for blue belt by shoring up a few positions in #BJJ. Feeling more or less happy with my half guard set. Need to work on my turtle, stand up, and knee on belly next!

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Dreamt my PhD advisor followed this account. Woke myself up to avoid continuing the dream lol

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I remember when I was younger I was all about being a captain on Star Trek. Now that I’m older, I’m definitely more into the science division. In a post scarcity society I wouldn’t havfta write grants for my science. Imagine!

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left sliced avocados in the fridge overnight and now they look like they saw the ark of the covenant

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Been informed by the other grad students that, out of all of us, they think I could defeat the most geese in hand to hand combat

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The masculine urge to be feminine

submitted 108 days ago • 6 comments

Was grading an exam and a student just put “bruh what even is this question” as their answer. Honestly, I feel you

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Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:

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Thinking about him...

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need me sulu's prison break fit

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Idk English vocabulary test I’m p sure the antonym of apologist is physicist I’ve never met one who apologizes

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What we do in the shadows is my current queer comfort media

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Imagine jesting here 😍

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Just spent a solid 30 seconds looking for my tablet pen. It was tucked behind my ear. Damn you past Max

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