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sparky753.bsky.social
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He stood up before I could get a picture of him in a perfect loaf, but still a pretty good shot of handsome boi Claudius.

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She is not happy that I kicked her out of the office during my TV hit and now she wants attention

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'Did you even say thank you?'

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It's hecking wimdy out there right now and the power just flickered. I yelled "NO" and Sarah yelled "DON'T YOU--" and then she laughed and was like "I love how we just scolded electricity using our 'cats up to no good' voices"

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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

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all these for me forever right? #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

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the Tesla protests bring me such joy it’s so straightforward, it’s available in so many locations, it has a material effect on a primary culprit, the company is suffering, it’s helping normalize a new narrative where this is a brand you should feel embarassed about supporting, and it’s VISIBLE

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Przelot pelikanów na lęgowiska. Spring migration of pelicans, Danube Delta. #birds #MyClick

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Die öffentliche Demütigung des Opfers mit dem Ziel seiner Selbstbezichtigung ist essentieller Teil des Faschismus.

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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

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Habby #Caturday it is #caturday

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Hey, this piece of shit's bearing bad news! Let's get him!

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The always gorgeous gorget of a male Anna’s Hummingbird 🪶#bird #WashingtonStateBirds #birdphotography

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PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods. ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link. PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon. ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship! PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.

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gettign mad at dogs for letting you know people are walking by outside liek you dont say "horses!" when you see horses

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Another picture of not so Grumpy the Robin in the Cherry Plum Tree last Friday morning 🪶 #birds #DDOR

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I'm going to start adding "due to gravity" to the end of random bits of advice

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You try to TOUCH the DUCKS?!!?

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Hice una amiga en esta fiesta

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Zelenskyj heute in London Was für ein Unterschied zu gestern, als Präsident Zelenskyj dachte, das Weisse Haus zu besuchen, und statt dessen sich in einer Aussenstelle des Kremls wieder fand. So geht Respekt, Empathie und Freundschaft!

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JD Vance ist zum Skifahren nach Vermont gefahren und es ist schön zu sehen, wie er empfangen wird. Die liberale Zivilgesellschaft in den USA lebt noch.

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Simon Sparklepants update: loudest snorer in the house

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I know the artist lived 6000 years ago, but I'm like super sure we would vibe

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The image of Vance touching down in Vermont and immediately getting yelled at by the whitest people imaginable in puffer vests and Merrill boots with wall-to-wall lifetime Vermont Public Radio memberships is extremely gratifying

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You are not subject to the whims of various mind-altering gunks. Your neurotransmitters are the mechanism by which the physical processes which give rise to consciousness operate. You are subject to the whims of various mind-CONSTITUTING gunks.

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One of my favorite pet owner moments is when my cat and I both hear a sound at the same time and both perk up to look in the same direction to find out what it is.

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It's become this thing online where people claim Abuela never apologizes to Mirabel or the family in Encanto and I need you all to stop projecting your childhood trauma onto this movie because Abuela does apologize specifically to Mirabel and then later to the family.

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Spouse: why do dressmakers always clean up at the pub? Me, pinning adjustments on my toile: ...why? Spouse: ...cause they're good at darts

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Flipping through the card catalogue at the Mitchell Library in Sydney in 1972 (National Archives of Australia) 🗃️

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Oh mama, time for a selfie! Here we go! #cats #BlueskyCats #caturday

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Behaviores Report: 90% goode 5% trespace on tha hellocobber shelve, 5% damadge tha hellocobber AXCIDONTALLY

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Only the freshest will do

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Do carpenter bees and carpenter ants cooperate? Go build me a fence you little bastards

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Oh hi Francie.

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It's okay everyone. I have great news. I have done it. I present to you ... The greatest cat photo ever.

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

look what arrived!! stunning! and to quote "the history of Mesopotamia is not just about the milestones or the monumental temples. it's about the people who looked at comets, cradled their babies, and procrastinated their homework." thank you @moudhy.bsky.social for this brilliant and witty book

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

i tried to give this man a churu last night and he literally ran away from it. straight up almost just left the room. absolutely not

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"Waste, fraud, and abuse," is the new "weapons of mass destruction." Once again, Republicans just can't seem to find what they're looking for.

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Just trying to enjoy her bucket in peace. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

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A request for Bezos: if you assert it is valuable to be "crystal clear" about what you stand for and what you stand for is "personal liberty" and "free markets", it behooves you to define those terms. Because I fear that - per Mr. Montoya - I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

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Coco watching Mum put her coat on from behind bannisters - unacceptable that she’s going out #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky #BlueSkyCats

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Just a wee dollop staying safe from the floor lava.

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

a man most tall

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Happy Public Schools Week! As a former teacher, I know that public schools are not just where our kids go to learn - they’re the center of our communities. That’s why I was proud to make the largest investment in public schools in state history.

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New — HHS just got another email with guidance stating that they aren’t required to respond to the 5 bullets email, but if they do they should follow specific guidelines including: “Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.”

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While MSNBC shit the bed firing the best talent they had, FoxNews is busy mixing up white women

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