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she/her. Chaos pigeon. Lurker in the shadows until my special interests are invoked.
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Life is the ultimate sandbox game, and one of the most vital things one can learn is that not everyone has the same winning conditions.

Everyone, I made a phone call I had been putting off. It is my only accomplishment this week outside of work and I am proud of it. 🙌

With all the federal job cuts, everytime there's an accident and they say "NTSB agents are on the scene," I imagine it's the same two agents being dragged all over the country without sleep.

If you vote for someone who will be harsh and uncaring towards those you don’t like, you are voting for a harsh, uncaring person who won’t treat you and your concerns any differently. If your vote is motivated by fear and hate, you will get leadership that thrives on generating more of both.

Bumping this announcement because Making Enemies is finally available for preorder through Bookshop. If you've been holding off because you support independent bookstores and/or want to withhold your money from Amazon, you're my kind of people, and I love you, and you can use this link: #TTRPG #DnD

It's #PresidentsDay here in the US, so I'm teaching a class about governments' historical use of propaganda as a tool for imperial control to maintain a complacent, consumption-focused population. Let's look at seven types of propaganda and how to recognize them! www.eventbrite.com/e/digital-cl...

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

THIS. Inspectors General do the WORK and deserve far more kudos than they get.

Employee of the Month

Love my new morning routine of waking up, brewing some coffee, logging on and checking the End Times Billboard to see what new Calamities were pinned there overnight. Then I ride that cortisol high, like I'm surfing on piranhas and broken glass, baby.

Good Trouble, and helping our Parks. #nationalparks thenationalparkstore.com/collections/...

MAGA Farmer wants us to “come together” now that he’s facing the consequences of his vote. “I didn’t read project 2025 because it was my understanding that wasn’t what he was running on” 🙃🐆 youtube.com/shorts/9LtSM...

I hope you’re well — and if today isn’t fun for you, that good energy reaches you regardless.

When I was DEEP into Utena fandom, I would have become obnoxious about this.

I'm starting to think one of the fancy LEGO sets might fix me.

I will happily join North Mexico.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

I hate to inform you of this, but you are, in fact, the adult in the room.

Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.

*Phew*

Shitty Character Idea: A Wizard who can cast Time Stop, but only does it to either narrate scenes or have fun transforming montages. #DnD

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Can you imagine if all the people on Broad street right now mobilized like that for a purpose? I have NEVER seen so many people in the streets.

I can judge how well the sportsball is going by my neighbor's fireworks alone.

I wonder how many women and PoC are gonna get denied tenure in the next couple years cause all their grants got suddenly pulled.

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

this "fuck it february" i feel obligated to remind you that despite my blasé demeanor i am STILL only one "i'm disappointed in you" away from a nervous breakdown tyvm

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"