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Pretty simple stuff here folks these guys are nazis

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I ordered stuff from Amazon cause I’m a bad person and they split my order and the only thing that arrived today was a tube of toothpaste delivered at 7:45pm and i don’t want to go outside and get it cause I’m tired & also I kinda want a porch pirate to steal it so they can be extremely disappointed

in order for tax payers to save up to $5 there will need to be some plane crashes. trust the process

Noah Wyle is our most talented fake doctor

Boo us canada!!

One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.

Imagine sucking too hard for the Jets to want to keep you

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

Shout out Shaboozey - Coach Prime

Ok give me [spins wheel] Orlando Bloom and [throws dart] Drew Barrymore promoting a [rolls dice] luxury cruise line

Let animated movies stay animated movies

Lol terrrrrrible call

the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers

Ten dollars on God lets do this

AI fucking sucks so much

We don’t put strong beautiful women against eachother in this house. These sisters are EQUALS.

Donald Trump's negotiation style is threatening to set himself on fire if he doesn't get four tires on his new car, then declaring victory because he got the car for MSRP, then calling the salesperson a slur

No one has ever been more correct here than Cuban

He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. " They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory Trumpenomics

Only if you're not too busy! I get you've got a lot on

This is how i feel looking at zillow knowing I’ll never be able to buy a house

it’s crazy that they still got people as stupid as grimes. just good old fashioned dumb. if you blew a leaf blower in her face she would bite at the air like a dog

Kings ownership right now

The Mavs/Lakers trade is shock doctrine behavior. They want to wear you out

I hope this luka trade means the last year of existence has just been a dream that is now breaking down into cartoonish surrealism and i’m just about to wake up

Fuck us up Canada

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us Petco and Petsmart are different stores

I could have used the new free federal direct file but since my financial situation is basically akin to that of a 19 year-old i get to file with turbotax for free which means they had to spend money to do my taxes so eat shit Intuit

Temu plagiarism machine cheap, stock go down