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in england chimps are called crismps

submitted 44 days ago • 8 comments

I would simply make sure I have some allies to back my plan before trying to do a coup instead of just declaring martial law and hope for the best

submitted 92 days ago • 21 comments

The low follower count is part of the aesthetic

submitted 97 days ago • 6 comments

We are at the point where people act like I’m supposed to care about post quality or put effort into an online presence I’m not being paid for when in reality I treat this as my brains garbage disposal . You’re getting the scraps and you will eat it

submitted 102 days ago • 21 comments

Omg I just realized I can burn this candle at both its ends I think this solves my problem

submitted 104 days ago • 24 comments

I wear toast-scented perfume so anyone near me thinks they’re having a stroke.

submitted 104 days ago • 12 comments

The ultimate road trip experience in a large country is looking forward to getting to a town with a silly name for an hour, then passing it by in under a minute and never thinking about it again

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

“i guess i’m in my slut phase now” i say, removing one of my cardigans

submitted 104 days ago • 15 comments

i pay $70/mo for internet so that i can watch videos of raccoons eating grapes

submitted 105 days ago • 28 comments

I want my coffee so strong it would get me stripped of an Olympic gold medal four years from now

submitted 106 days ago • 59 comments

@mothofeverglades.bsky.social Found something for you.

submitted 107 days ago • 11 comments

you say that the world feels like a threatening place? like your enemies gain more power everyday? like all that is good in life is being fed to machines and sold off for a quick buck? consider:

submitted 106 days ago • 9 comments

Every day there's a viral post about the torture of listening to a child/co-worker/date drone on and on about some obscure subject they're obsessed with. Which is weird because seeing somebody desperately, fiercely sharing what they're passionate about is objectively the coolest fucking thing

submitted 106 days ago • 43 comments

the software nerds are getting too much work, let the hardware nerds have a turn. make my tech feel like bad bitches again

submitted 108 days ago • 45 comments

this site makes me feel like i'm a lost child wandering a supermarket but i don't think i know how to elaborate further

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.

submitted 108 days ago • 145 comments

400 B.C. post: How are your crops not growing bro just make a sacrifice at the temple of Demeter 😂 Reply: Some of us lost our livestock during the Peloponnesian War but go off?

submitted 108 days ago • 20 comments

I need a coffee strong enough to seep into my bones

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

The thing about music streamers is the algo is always going to point you in the direction of the same 5 artists you always listen to, but if you go to a record store and flip through the crates you might see an album cover of like a huge weed spaceship and think to yourself, "oh fuck. hell yes"

submitted 109 days ago • 4 comments

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

submitted 142 days ago • 74 comments

Listen to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social , if anything so you can learn the tales of Hong Christ, the Moon Turk, or the Murder Amish of Africa.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

[sword swallowing class] me: (struggling to swallow sword) instructor: try turning it the long way

submitted 129 days ago • 22 comments

Cursed cats

submitted 129 days ago • 292 comments

¿ʍɐƆ

submitted 131 days ago • 179 comments

Every day I’ll post a picture from my camera roll that I never posted to Twitter until I have a thousand followers

submitted 131 days ago • 5 comments

found a gray hair. anyone got any good coffin recommendations?

submitted 132 days ago • 133 comments

Hummingbird Moth ✨ but with paws ✨ (2020)

submitted 132 days ago • 51 comments

BRB gonna go doombreathe

submitted 132 days ago • 5 comments

Need y'all to know my account is basically just talking to myself

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Hitting likes very carefully here to maximize the chances of upsettingly relatable raccoon pictures