the birch cremation vessel we got for my dad looked half-decent, better than the fucking particle-board cheapest option they had, but it didn't break the bank. so i say go one tick up from the legal minimum.
i'm donating my husk to a body farm. Something just feels right about knowing my corpse will be tossed in the scrublands and people will take notes on how the scavengers and decomposers break me back down to soil.
Get a mushroom pod. There's a service that arranges that you literally be buried in a blanket suffused with mushroom spores so that your body grows mushrooms as it decays.
Put the hair in a hair coffin. Make sure to bury it with a cross. Chain the whole thing up, lock it, and bury it 20ft deep lest the hair demons break free and cause another grey hair
Have. You considered an earth-pod and/or cremation diamonds? You could turn yourself into a walking fig tree or the family jewels. Personablee i’m gonna do the rot in nature thing. https://youtu.be/UCUtpmwacoE?feature=shared
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A nice, gentrified townhouse. Just get someone to leave you inside so when someone shows up to tale a tour they find a dead body. That’s gonna be my coffin.
Coffins are a capitalist abomination. Real sigma socialists simply throw themselves into a hole in the dirt. From dust we came to dust we shall return inshallah
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Coff-out *coff coff*
The coffer.
Your body won't be accepted as a total if any part is removed for donation. Not good getting through a demo dissection only to find a bit's missing.
(OOO SICK BURN ON 'BURBIA.)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Permaculture/comments/p4mxzh/the_biodegradable_burial_pod_turns_your_body_into/
At the very least, My gray hairs are silvery and metallic looking, so I'll look awesome once I go all gray.
😛
https://youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok
As for coffin recommendations: Have you considered a crypt instead?
avoid paroxysmal
You will become immortal in the fungus.
Asked fam for a walker as a birthday present
Just layin in dirt