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I’ve been hit on at every smoke shop I’ve been to staffed by men. This is great in that I get good discounts and quality products from the back. One guy even offered to deliver flower to me for free. This is strange bc I am an average looking person

Flu infections are the highest they’ve been in nearly 30 years, and flu deaths this winter have surpassed COVID deaths. In today’s episode, we dig  into some viral trends. Listen here 🎧: https://buff.ly/3Qxzk9y

Recession indicator

Keke Palmer nails every single role she takes, she’s insanely charismatic, and SO funny

Toe beans to the tune of Jolene is stuck in my head

Someone convince the right wingers we need more TRAINS. Trump trains?? It’s so easy. They’ll be fun to deface later and hopefully high speed

I’ve been down bad for some losers too but thank the fates gods and goddesses I never became permanently attached

I wonder if it’s lazy writing bc they could think of what to do with Christina, and gave her Owen bc Meredith has Derek (who is also a loser)

There is no hell hot enough for Owen Hunt and I still do not understand why Christina was so obsessed with him!!!! Girl get up he is a LOSER and you are a GENERATIONAL TALENT!

#greys rewatch: losing Mark Sloan hurts so much more this time around. He’s the funniest whore on tv 💔

How have the chiefs not scored anything ??? Go birds but aren’t both teams supposed to be good?

24 to ZERRRROOOOOOOO

today

It’s better to be alone than with some pathetic losers

My friends are fucking some real losers right now, I really can’t defend them

Lemonade & self titled also should’ve won I’m still mad

GAGA !!!!!!!!!!!

I’m eating as much as I can and putting on as much weight as I can before all the food shortages start. I will not be one of the skinny bitches who dies first

Gonna use Daniel Craig’s hair as a reference at the hair stylist

A white woman recently took to TikTok in shock after being fired. She expressed surprise, believing perhaps that DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) hires were exclusively people of color. However, a lesser-known fact is that white women are the largest demographic of DEI hires in the U.S.

I’ve seen a lot of people say if it all falls apart, they’ll just die rather than fight to stay alive. I think that apathy and disregard for life is why we’re in this mess in the first place. It speaks to both the material inadequacy in their lives - no healthcare, difficult housing, etc and

Using hashtags again is so funny

Started my annual greys rewatch and the way it genuinely makes me feel better #greys #tv

Animal Crossing PLEASE SAVE US

I deleted Twitter 😭 I can’t do it anymore. Meta is next I’m just lazy as fuck about getting on my desktop

Biggest fuck you to everyone who told me I was overreacting in 2016 how do those eggs taste? Affordable?

They weren’t following EEO or DEI anyway lmfao they had workarounds the whole time. It’s just masks off now

Hasan Piker was in my dreams last night but my cats woke me up before it got good 😓

Who made this 🤣

Witchbrook….. PLEASE

The grift is insane

Today and in the coming days, remember

Musk did the Nazi salute on stage at the inauguration. We are so far cooked we’re broiled to a crisp, the smoke from the oven has filled the house and all the doors are locked

I don’t give a shit about Trumps inauguration, I am thinking about Popeyes battered fries and how they are several levels above all other fast food fries

Canes is just not that good, and their canes sauce is mid. Best fried chicken chains: Dave’s Hot Chicken, Bojangles, and Popeyes

Fuck Donald and all his cronies. The fact that so many people will fall for this makes me genuinely sad

🕯️ DEBILITATING GAS PAINS FOR OLIGARCHS TOMORROW 🕯️ LOOSE STOOL AND BURNING ANUS 🕯️ SUBSEQUENT HEMORRHOIDS 🕯️