spidey004.bsky.social
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick.
(I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
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That pic is *odd*. Looks like A.I. threw together all the actors who have played Bond into one guy. “My name is Bonds. Jameses Bonds.”
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Femme Fatale: *takes out cigarette*
Me: "Allow me..." *reaches out, takes unlit cigarette, throws it in the trash, points to sign*
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Imagining the love scenes…
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(I deliberately left that open for you to correct me. 👍)
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“But, Michael, Anya Taylor-Joy was the Bond Girl in the last movie and the villain in the movie before that. I just think the audience is ready to move on and—“
“She’s M and Q now! I HAVE SPOKEN!”
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A younger family member or US. (Maybe I could’ve convinced them I was Jeff Bezos due to our similar hairstyles.)
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You probably didn’t know this but she was born in Spain.
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“What? That’s crazy, Dad. I can’t wait to talk about this on my podcast!”
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Mmmmm… frozen doughnuts… 🤤
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Lookin’ good, little buddy!
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Although you are not trekking through the English countryside, I feel confident @bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social would also appreciate more walking photos. (Me, too.)
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I think I'll listen in a quarter mile at a time.
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I’m not happy for you. But I am rooting for you. Continued best wishes for you both.
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Congreggulations! 🥚💰🥚
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Unless maybe I should go with 5P-1DEEEEEEE, just to make sure people get it?
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Maybe I could just tell the Star Wars scolds that the π is actually the letter Nen.
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Innnnteresting. I’ve been kind of stuck on separating the syllables with 5P1-D (“Spi-D”). But maybe I don’t have to? And then his droid name could more like R2-D2’s… 🤔
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Persia? Siam?
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Thanks so much! It’s funny: each one of the ditties kind of consumes my attention for a long time until I finally do it on the podcast and then I forget all about it. Like, I literally don’t remember what the heck my Quantum ditty was all about! 🤷♂️
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Oof. My day has already started to suck in comparison to the magnificent Valentines pic I posted.
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Glad Cialis raised your spirits and your rating. Some people were hard on him.
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Gonna hold you to that in Chicago.
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I hear that (although I really liked Thor: The Dark World for some reason… not because Malekith was a compelling villain, that’s for sure).
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I liked Shang Chi well enough. I found Eternals dull… except for my character.
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I’ll die on *this* hill with you.
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You will be missed. 😢
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I don’t know where you got the idea that I would be into this kind of thing. Like, you’re waaaaaaay off base. But thanks for the heads-up, anyway, I guess. (But seriously, folks… thanks for the heads-up!)
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OK, but if it turns out you loved it because Mary Goodnight somehow wins it all, I’m coming after you.
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