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Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick. (I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)

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There are things I see in old movies and TV shows that look effortless and cool but I would suck at. For example, lighting someone’s cigarette. Let’s just say that leaning forward after I produce a lighter and say, “Allow me,” would be a great way to get your nose burnt.

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'I never thought Elder Gods would eat MY universe', sobs woman who voted for the Elder Gods Eating People's Universe Party.

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Listen, I’ll explain my vote one more time, but this is it. Cthulhu said he was only going to destroy the Earth and eat the sun on Day 1. After that, he said he’ll get out of our hair and we won’t have to worry about the price of eggs, anymore. OK???

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People get strangely hostile when they find out I’m a billionaire. But I put on my $87,000 Vicuña wool pants one leg at a time, just like everybody else. Then I simply go about my day, earning $955,000 per minute and siphoning life energy from poor people to heat my pool. Lake Mead

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If you see this, post a Spider-Man.

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I’m pretty non-confrontational but there is something people say that will make me get right up in their face. And that’s, “Do I have anything in my teeth?”

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“You see Son…there was a time long ago when every single person didn’t have a podcast. It was strange, different…but we got by.”

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Is this a good Star Trek joke? What’s the difference between a photon torpedo and quantum torpedo? Nothing. They’re both equally fake, you dork. (That said, quantum torpedoes enrich photon warheads with fluoronetic vapor forming subatomic particles and causing a higher energy release. You dork.)

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Please join @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and me as we learn a lot about automobile-centered heists and maybe… just maybe… a little something about family.

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Not really feeling President’s Day, for some reason. Instead, I’m celebrating Presidential Pets Day. Please join me in honoring such pets as Barack Obama’s dog, Bo; Bill Clinton’s cat, Socks; and William Howard Taft’s water buffalo, William Howard Taft.

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I built this droid recently in Galaxy’s Edge in WDW. If you know me, you won’t be shocked to learn his name is Spidey. But I haven’t settled on how to spell it out in droid-like letters and numbers. Should it be: 5P1-D 5P-1DY 5P-1D3Y Or something else? Help me, Bluesky. You’re my only hope.

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Sorry for posting this magnificent Valentine pic so early. I hope the rest of your day won’t suck in comparison. But it probably will. #HappyValentinesDay

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At times like these, when everything is terrible… do I bury my head in the sand like an ostrich? No. I swallow pebbles that act as gastroliths for grinding food in my gizzard… like an ostrich. Give it a try! #OstrichHacks

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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery. 🏖️

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If you see this, post a GIF from one of your comfort shows.

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C-3PO: Make the Thanker! R2-D2: Bleep-boop! C-3PO: What? I did not! R2-D2: Blaaappy, broop! C-3PO: I am fluent in more than six million forms of communication. So, I think I can handle Galactic Basic, you overweight grob of glease! R2-D2: Bleep-boop, bleepity-beep! C-3PO: What? I did not!

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