sportsurfing.bsky.social
Red Sox, Celtics ☘️, Dallas Cowboys (the Troy Aikman ones, not the Tony Romo ones), Socceroos, Brazil, Argentina, Netherlands
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When Florida has the nerve to investigate you for sex crimes then you know they're just a piece of shit 😂
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So you had to fucking disturb it
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By breaking rocks in the hot sun
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Well you're actually right on both
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Yes "unplanned" 😑
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He flips more than an acrobat
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The focus is intense
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Kind of sounds like a scene from Mar-a-lago
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Well that's better than the $800 sunglasses I paid for
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Well you won't let him eat plastic, so there's that
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Were you running again?
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Yeah Canada's shaking in their boots
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They had their chance
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Now that sounds like a party
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It's gonna be hilarious when Americans realize that they're running out of shit because they don't produce anything
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I'm guessing he's already on some sort of list
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Not sure if you saw this but umm
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He's pissed he didn't make the list
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Does that mean it's creepy as fuck
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I think it's cute that he wants to die for his crimes
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The Medal of Honor needs to go to the guy that did this immediately.
Not all heroes wear capes 🫡
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Bitch, that Mutherfucker at least 30
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No, I actually did mean the part about them not granting leave. This is exactly the reason why they are shooting executives. You literally could not pay me any amount to live in America 😂
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To be fair how are you surprised at it? It is America, the Land of Shooting kids for Sport
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My cousin's Dachshund is like that. He'll only eat chips with tomato sauce on them. No sauce and he'll turn his back on them
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Not white, so he wasn't an American either apparently
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And Chelsea lost to Ipswich to make it even more hilarious 😂
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Oh that poor little virgin
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Have you considered not been a fucking cunt?
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Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice:
'It wasn't a joke'
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Did you jiggle your keys or open your wallet? That would of gotten their attention
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People need a personality stat! The amount of humourless numb nutted dipshits online now is ridiculous
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What brain?
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So a black cat, a broken mirror and a ladder all walked into a bar...