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Geriatric millennial. Already an oldhead at 30. Send help. Proud advocate of Fully Automated Gay Space Communism™. GO BIRDS MFER!!!!!!!!!!!! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
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NEW: A Kansas court declined to rule on the constitutionality of the death penalty, but agreed with our experts that the death penalty is costly, racially biased, and ineffective. Our fight to end the death penalty in Kansas and across the nation continues.

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

Just saw a group of school children booing a passing Tesla, and it wasn’t even a cyber truck

submitted 2 days ago • 825 comments

On the Delfino Airstrip in Super Mario Sunshine, there is a Strollin' Stu that is doomed to walk off the pier and die 14 seconds after the level loads. However, by moving quickly enough, it is possible to reach him before this happens and divert him from his path, saving him.

submitted 3 days ago • 53 comments

Welcome to the free thinker’s podcast, the last space where you can say anything in this woke culture. Please refrain from criticizing the President of the United States and the richest man in the world because those guys are my friends. Here’s six hours about how hard it is to be a cop.

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

Jalen Hurts named to TIME magazines Top 100 influential people of 2025 www.bleedinggreennation.com/2025/4/16/24...

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This adorable Long-Tailed Tit has been collecting moss in your feed. (You should probably compliment them now).

submitted 2 days ago • 66 comments

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

submitted 3 days ago • 145 comments

That's it. We dyin yall

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Looking at temperature anomalies over the last month (left), 3 months (center), and 12 months (right) around the Northern Hemisphere... Data from @copernicusecmwf.bsky.social ERA5 reanalysis.

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

submitted 3 days ago • 805 comments

@emmittsmith22.bsky.social GO BIRDS BITCH

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i think shutting the government down is preferably to nullifying article i of the constitution

submitted 38 days ago • 1093 comments

Not only did the Chiefs lose the Super Bowl, but this player got hurt during the game. #ETTD

submitted 67 days ago • 576 comments

I feel as if it’s important to remind everybody that the Philadelphia Eagles kicked the piss out of Kansas City last night.

submitted 67 days ago • 124 comments

i'm not reading any white ass reviews about that black ass halftime show. 👨🏽‍⚖️

submitted 67 days ago • 158 comments

The Eagles probably had the best offensive line in the NFL when they won it all in 2017, & they did again in 2024. The only lineman to start for both teams was Lane Johnson. He's been, IMO, the best offensive lineman in the NFL over like the last 8 years. Criminally underrated.

submitted 66 days ago • 12 comments

No fewer than five or six times today that I just started giggling unexpectedly, remembering that the Birds actually just stripped the Chiefs clean for parts.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Far-right populists much more likely than the left to spread fake news – study

submitted 67 days ago • 484 comments

As I said before the game, based on how Chiefs play in their 2 hi structure, the Eagles had to find a way to get Slim a target deep middle. This is partially why putting McDuffie on AJ made little sense to me. Not only does AJ have the matchup advantage, but it puts Slim on a lesser CB. Volume up

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

KY GOV. BESHEAR: “If they eliminated the Department of Education and its funding, that’s half a billion dollars in meals for kids that otherwise might go hungry.”

submitted 67 days ago • 544 comments

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

submitted 67 days ago • 845 comments

Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance theonion.com/investi...

submitted 66 days ago • 53 comments

JOB FINISHED. GO BIRDS 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly | #GoBirds

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

You know, The boy that was killed in the staged assassin attempt….

submitted 67 days ago • 829 comments

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

submitted 68 days ago • 304 comments

Jalen Hurts appreciation post #FlyEaglesFly | #GoBirds

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

that’s right.

submitted 68 days ago • 422 comments

Kenny Gainwell showed off some serious Super Bowl bling tonight. “Hey, we did it. If it didn’t happen, it probably would have stayed in the bag.”

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BTW, for any non Eagle followers, the final score doesn’t reflect how bad Chiefs were beaten. Last TD was agst Bird’s 2nd string. This was a decisive win agst the best the rest of the NFL could offer. Fly Eagles fly. 🦅🦅🦅

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

I want no fewer than three (3) Cybertrucks overturned today Philly.

submitted 68 days ago • 20 comments

15 minute walk home was about meeting 100 other Eagles fans, having to decline shots, and yelling “Go Birds” until we were hoarse. Everything sucks so I cling to our moments of joy.

submitted 68 days ago • 19 comments

You're never interviewing just one Philadelphia Eagles fan after a Super Bowl win...

submitted 68 days ago • 8 comments

Philadelphia Eagles, dynasty killers

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

Folks mad Kendrick didn't do some hollow performative stuff at the Super Bowl just shows how far we are from actually understanding what's happening in this country right now.

submitted 68 days ago • 41 comments

#FLYEAGLESFLY #GOBIRDS #EAGLES TELL ME AGAIN THAT JALEN ISN'T THE FUCKING MAN

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Serena was an iconic moment

submitted 68 days ago • 33 comments

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

submitted 68 days ago • 512 comments

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

submitted 68 days ago • 138 comments

Nick Sirianni owns a .706 career winning percentage as the Eagles head coach. He’s taken Philly to the playoffs in all four years at the helm. Now, he has a Super Bowl to show for it.

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

BIRTHDAY BOYS 🥳 #PhiladelphiaEagles #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #BirdGang

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Vibe I got all week from Eagles players was that they know they're better.

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

submitted 68 days ago • 27 comments

Let's hunt!! 😤 #PhiladelphiaEagles #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #BirdGang

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

By official decree, in our united quest to thwart the Chiefs villainy, everyone is hereby granted honorary Philadelphian status today (except Boston get lost losers) Go Birds.

submitted 68 days ago • 14 comments