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Son of two Egyptian immigrants, 2X Colon Cancer Survivor, Comedian, proud lefty too. Trying to Misery (MO) go purple STL Cardinals/Blues, Warriors, and KC Chiefs fan, New Dog Dad
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Attack cops, the Capitol and democracy while wearing a MAGA hat and you're a patriot...but if someone vandalize a Tesla car then they're a terrorist.

Haha so true @schumer.senate.gov you digging your grave each day it’s worse. You didn’t do shit besides lose seats and go back on your fight just giving in to threats. You can’t even fight back when personally attacked by him. Have you no shame? Hand the baton over now!!!! #ResignSchumer

Circling back to make sure you don’t miss this part… SCHUMER: One thing I am known to be very good at is how to win Senate seats. We won the two seats in Georgia. We got Jon Ossoff & Raphael Warnock. EVERYONE IN TOUCH WITH REALITY: Stacey Abrams would like a word. @schumer.senate.gov Step down!

Baltics preparing for war with Russia. "With this decision, we are sending a clear message: our countries are prepared and can use every necessary measure to defend our territory and freedom.”

as someone who has built up a pretty decent following on tiktok…it’s pretty obvious that it is an incredibly efficient delivery mechanism for right wing propaganda!

Claiming they are choosing non-union theater actors is a funny way for the Kennedy Center to concede the Trump takeover has made it impossible for them to book reputable theater actors.

Utterly predictably, Putin rejects the unconditional ceasefire offered by Ukraine, sends Trump off on the errands of making the Russian invasion easier and denying Ukrainian sovereignty, while Trump claims he has accomplished something.

Louis DeJoy's wishlist to DOGE includes slashing 10,000 jobs, closing tens of thousands of postal retail centers, and gutting oversight. This will devastate seniors, small businesses, rural communities, and anyone else who relies on an affordable and reliable Postal Service.

I sat down with @daniellemoodie.bsky.social to discuss the escalating crimes of the authoritarian regime, the failure of the Democratic Party, what it will take to get us out of this crisis, and the need for faith in something better. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/we-are-in-...

yowza storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Judge rules DOGE is likely Appointments Clause violation. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Before the war, we had a home, education, and most importantly, my beloved father 💔. Now, he's gone. Our house is rubble, our dreams shattered. Even with the ceasefire, we live in a tent ⛺, struggling every day. The suffering hasn’t ended. Please help us Donate & share: 🙏🫂 gofund.me/7a021cb4

So if we give Putin everything he wants he will agree to a ceasefire. Art of the Deal.

WOW The folks who put up the legendary @everyonehateselon.bsky.social billboards in London didn't have permission! Wouldn't it be TERRIBLE (nod nod wink wink) if folks in the US did the same #TeslaTakedown www.mylondon.news/news/transpo...

Invading a country to look for weapons of mass destruction has *never* gone poorly for us!

small update on the guy who introduced this bill bsky.app/profile/kfil...

Want to join me for this Hands Off event? mobilize.us/s/Exoe6n

Reagan demonized addicts, locked them up, made them felons and ruined lives. That's just fact.

Musk has pledged 238M shares -- 58% of his shares! (Likely max debt of $47B) We don't need to know the margin call ($100-114 👀) to see his empire crumble. His stock's worth $93.7B. If it drops to $114 he'd be worth $47B and owe $47B. See the problem? There's more 👇 www.splinter.com/tesla-is-cra...

The Republican sponsor of Minnesota's trans sports ban was arrested for allegedly soliciting a minor. kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

I will never drive more than half an hour for an interview again. Can’t believe I drove over 1.5 hours each way to be rejected like this. I will admit my impressions of going down south in Missouri haven’t been well even more bigots who are normalized there. Not a shock you find confederate flags

lol don’t believe everything you see on social media and not a shock that once again gullible people got duped. What’s the Venn diagram of these people along with Trump supporters bet there’s a shared base

📌We need strong leadership that will stand up to the fascists in the GOP who are ignoring our courts and listening to Putin. 📌That Chuck Schumer's leading our opposition in the Senate would be laughable if not so damn sad. We are in a crisis of confidence. 📌Do the right thing and resign, Chuck.

A job I applied and interviewed for which preached how inclusive they are. They viewed this account and saw a few things they didn’t like Support of a terrorist organization- lol I support Palestinians not the terrorist organization pretty clear

"A man with American lawyers has effectively disappeared into a Salvadoran gulag in defiance of a federal court order." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Unacceptable. New Israeli strikes have killed more than 400 & injured more than 500 people. Essential aid has not entered Gaza for more than 2 weeks and people are starving. Israel has violated the negotiated ceasefire. apnews.com/live/latest-...

the illegal commercial at the white house worked for exactly two days

Right out of the Tesla playbook www.consumeraffairs.com/news/tesla-o...

Fuck Chuck @schumer.senate.gov the stubbornness of a fool are you seriously doing the same shit as Biden did. We know how badly that ended.

@schumer.senate.gov you lost 3 seats buffoon. You also stepped away from the book tour because you’re a coward to your base who has demanded you resign. You are not the right person for this. Totally the wrong one

We just lost three Senate seats.

lol well, i can’t speak for everyone but living congressional and senate interns have resumed answering phones at some offices and after two weeks of vamping for voicemail, i was not prepared and my improv for a live audience was certainly on message…but maybe a little meaner than i meant it to be.

For as much hatred people have for Bernie, they are hypocritical when it comes to centrist aholes who have forgotten many minorities after elections, enriched themselves, and fight like lil bitches at the fall of democracy. Some of y’all need to grow up and stop truly being haters

certain Very Smart Pundits rushed to praise Gavin Newsom's decision to throw trans people under the bus as smart politics it's been a couple weeks, let's check in on how things are going:

to be clear, USIP staff spoke to MPD prior and then called them to report DOGE as trespassers and when the cops showed up they instead held the door open for Musk’s thugs.

Flashback: authoritarianism scholar Ruth Ben-Ghiatt on how to fight autocracy in America. open.substack.com/pub/joyannre...

I'm so old I remember when certain people were saying that we should stop overreacting because it's not like Trump is actually violating court orders. It was, like, last month. And it was some putatively liberal columnist. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Does @schumer.senate.gov actually think this helps his case?