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The easiest fix for bad overtime finishes remains getting rid of overtime.

If you’re in line to complain to Carson Hocevar, STAY IN LINE.

Fox bumper team

You can just tell they are having a BLAST up there and having fun and not forcing it like Fox, and my god is it refreshing.

Under what fucking authority, you quivering toad. Make me, bitch

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

There’s something happening in this country.

January Onion here @bencollins.bsky.social

Trump administration is planning to use polygraphs to assess federal employee loyalty. There are ways to manipulate polygraph results, and we will provide guidance to coalition members. Polygraph results are not admissible in court due to their potential for false positives and negatives.

Fuck it. Run Reacher in 2028. FDR numbers

The guy from Reacher has a decades old feud with Matt Gaetz ahahahahahahahahahahaa Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

great, a 5-page pdf with no identifiable plan or actions. do not make me run for office.

okay

christ

The other website is pretty much done

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

"Murk Musk" Spotted in Brooklyn, NY

I keep seeing this. Guys, their literal job is to figure out what to do. They are not helpless even if they are not the majority. I really hope we can stop treating some of the most powerful people in the world as helpless and without sentience.

Well, isn’t this just a bunch of lies? The White House moved to clarify Musk’s role within the DOGE after a court filing this morning stated that the tech billionaire is neither an employee nor an administrator of the commission and has “no actual or formal authority to make government decisions.”

THEY'RE BOOING THE FIA!!!!!!!!

sad to announce the passing of one Milkshake the Cat, 20??-February 17, 2025, who managed to hold out until the Eagles won and then all his organs fell apart and shut down at once. i'll miss you buddy

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

I loooooove this website baby

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

the mild, non-confrontational obama formula for inclusiveness was so intolerable to a substantial chunk of the country that they put a outer borough george wallace into the white house. like, what are we talking about here?

I'm as shocked as you are but this show MIGHT actually SELL OUT so grab those tix now if you like alternative rock mingled with jersey punk

Language constantly evolves. Also eat my whole ass.

The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

They call it the Daytona 500 because that's how many cars you wreck during the race

can't decide if they are knowingly trying to reduce US influence abroad or if they're just so averse to academic language that they can't read between the lines of the program titles. are they confused that they don't see programs titled like "spies" & "bribes" & so on lol

Absolute vulture’s delight of a win for William Byron lolllll

"Yes sir, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Would you please provide the make and model of your vehicle?"

My favorite part is we all hate this and bitch and complain and yet we all keep coming back We're all trauma bonded together as a big happy family