Start filming a Duke Nukem movie with this guy as the star right now. Have him drink beers, shoot a bunch of cyborgs sent by Dr. Proton (perhaps speaking w/ a South African twang?) and his sycophantic techbros. Have him trash the KKK and the neo-nazis too and get it done in time for the midterms...
Fill it with so many one liners and quips mocking incels and faux-masculinity influencers that that whole corner of the internet dies too. Bonus points if they can shoehorn in a scene where he smacks a bald, chinless dork under house arrest in Romania too...
hilarious to me that Tom Cruise (notably *not* 6’6”) wanted to play Jack Reacher so badly that he purchased the film rights to two of Lee Child’s books through his own production company, so he could cast himself in the lead
Good lord no. What is wrong with people who want billionaires and celebrities to run for political offices? I want people who are motivated to improving the lives of people AND have education and experience in how government functions. I like Ritchson, good guy, don’t want him in government
Democrats need to run someone with some personality and as much as I hate to say it, that may be someone that is not currently in the political sphere.... People vote on personality and let's face it. A lot of the Democrats just don't have that right now
And the first 25-or-so books are the literary equivalent of a giant bag of potato chips. You simply can't stop (the series crashed and burned after the brother took over writing them).
it would be insanely funny watching them tie themselves in knots trying to argue why this guy is a soy *homophobic slur* and an increasingly melting and decrepit donald trump is a virile totem of masculinity
JD Vance at the debate stammering about how reinstating social security would run counter to his interpretation of proclamations made at the Council of Trent while Reacher just flexes for the camera
We've had 40+ years of the Democrats who desperately avoid calling the worst fucking people in the world "the worst fucking people in the world" but what if we tried not that?
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"Reacher said nothing"
Imagine the peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16qXWHi3qRk
Fuck the SAS tho.
I wonder what a certain tiny-handed candied yam might make of that
Reacher got his name because Lee Child joked he could get a job as a ‘reacher’ in a supermarket.
Season 3 doesn’t fail
get on it
We shall simply eat our enemies