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I had a dream where I had a 3-yo son who called me "giant." I also had the force.

Invader Zim is always more fucked up than I remember it being. But watching it with subtitles makes it even funnier because they're attributed the Department of Education

Every time someone follows me here they have a couple thousand followers, and they're following like 50-100k accounts. They're all bots, right?

Crazy what a year of full-time employment at a non-dead-end job does for your ability to envision a future

Just saw an ad for a drama school that had bad acting. I thought, "well they're teachers, not actors- wait."

I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.

Just fucking beefed it sitting down in a chair that had already fallen over

I'm joining a D&D game, creating my character with pen and paper for the first time! (thank God for erasable pen)

It has plot significance!!!!! Ep. 42 of #TheWizardTheWitchandTheWildOne is out now on your favorite podcasting platforms! Join us: www.patreon.com/posts/public...

If your city or town had an NFL team, and everyone ran out of their homes to celebrate the team winning, where would they naturally go that didn’t require driving? (This is a big indicator of how car dependent where you live is)

Call me basic, but I love when there's an evil wizard, an army of angry guys, and a Dark Lord who wants to destroy everything. Even better when there's a chosen hero with a magical sword who saves a princess. I don't care that it's trite. It's still fun

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

I love drinking while on the toilet. This piss factory is getting no downtime

I work in the travel industry. This is the website we direct customers to for any legal information regarding international travel. I've talked to people about this specific page on the phone.

There's gotta be a ttrpg that does numbers kinda like Paper Mario, where literally every hit point matters and that barely changes throughout the whole game.

Targeting trans women is a strategy to reinforce patriarchal ideas of what women are and aren’t, and after that they’ll apply the same reductive view of womehood to cisgendered women. And by ushering the return of a gender binary, they will use it to make toxic masculinity synonymous with manhood.

Not only did he do a Nazi salute, but he did the stupidest Nazi salute I've ever seen.

I forgot the guy's name and I've been thinking about it all day and I want to say who it is but I can't remember his name

Having my first Dr appt in about a year. Some notable quotes so far: "You're a mess!" "So, you've got a lot going on." "I'm excited..."

I can't articulate why exactly, but Christopher Nolan is the director I'm LEAST interested in seeing an Odyssey movie from.

I saw this and thought, "wait the author of Calvin and Hobbes is still alive? And on Bluesky?" Then I found out that he is, but he's a completely different guy who is not named Jon Bois

Can we just outlaw single-family zoning in Seattle altogether

I have no memory of ever putting my water bottle on my night stand before getting ready for bed. But almost any time I reach for it in the middle of the night, it's there. A little gift from past me.

I had a dream where some people were immortal and there was this one super immortal guy who literally created stars in the sky to leave a ransom note for humanity. Things got messy quick

Someone handed me a Microsoft Teams sticker at work today. I think I'll put it on my MacBook.