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Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.

Request is for 13x the current annual custody budget. Not sure people are preparing for the scale of the domestic gulags this administration wants to build and how many more people will be snatched if this operation gets up and running.

Every artist as we enter yet another recession:

Even among the darkest recesses of the human condition, there is no more paralyzing, bladder-loosening fear than conservative men’s fear of subways.

Forget a beach body; I'm sculpting my running-from-flash-floods body

As an American, I enjoy multiple free health exams* every year. *blood donation appointments where they are legally required to get my basic health information

it is 2008. i am 24 years old, there is an economic crisis and i am one of many laid off. it is 2020. i am 36 years old, there is an economic crisis and i am one of many laid off. it is 2025. i am 41 years old, there is an economic crisis and i am one of—

It has been two weeks since a Georgia woman was arrested for her miscarriage, and not one major national outlet has covered the story

“You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.” - Kurt Vonnegut

I will be Val Kilmer posting for a long time, so you guys also get this photo of my favorite tattoo here. It’s inspired by a deleted scene in Batman Forever involving an animatronic bat and I got it on Valentine’s Day 🥲

hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line

The most incredible thing to me is that Cory Booker spoke for 25 hours and only ran 42 BetterHelp ads in that time.

"If America hasn't broken your heart, you don't love her enough." -Senator Cory Booker

Malaise at the Palais

Bring back consequences.

“I feel like going for a jog but want to make it an entire city’s problem” - marathon runners

I’m not sure how you can stand in front of men being held in a Salvadoran concentration camp, violating even the most basic of human rights, and thinking you’re somehow modeling American values. But then again, I don’t know how you could shoot a dog on the head either.

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

we don’t drag politicians out by their necks through the town square so they can be pelted with garbage like we used to do

Being snatched off the street for your opinions. I'll say it again. We are deciding, right now, whether the aspirations we hold for this country are finished. Whether we're going to let these hoodlums and grifters throw what's left of the American idea into the garbage for their own profit and gain.

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

The Burn After Reading presidency.

If Jesse Gemstone were Secretary of Defense, like what exactly would be different

lotta white guys gonna be big mad over the next 4 years when the reverse racism they thought they'd get to enjoy turns out to be classism.

Instead of a garden, this year I’m going to cultivate my grudges

Every time I see some of sort of concerned handwringing over some kind of elementary problem young men seem to be facing (can't open bank account, don't know where the food goes when the fridge door closes, etc) my very unhelpful reaction of "why don't they just stop being losers" grows stronger

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

Magic carpet flap flapping through! #southernstingray #stingraysofcoralcity #stingray #flapflap #ufo #magiccarpet #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity #glennnevis

need someone far more musically inclined to do an Aretha Franklin cover for "Text Chain of Fools"

Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.

We've always been at war with Greenland.

Jeffrey Goldberg ending up in that group chat:

If you want to know what Trump and Musk and the oligarchs want for the United States as a whole, just look at rural communities. Hollowed out spaces with struggling schools, rotting infrastructure, no access to healthcare or daycare, and factory farms moving in.

I commissioned a portrait of my Aunt Chris for her 67th birthday. She coaches softball in Rio Rancho and smokes a pack of Pall Malls every day. Been with her partner Allison for 30 years. Loves a blackberry muffin and some Gatorade.

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

BYU clearly put in the work jump humping

I think for every person deported, Kristi Noem gets another shot of filler.

Each new week of fascism = one less swipe of deodorant

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

Every time I see that phrase. Words used to have meaning