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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos' wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

This is the last thing the BBC needs

I just walked i to the kitchen and honestly what the hell is going on right now

If I live to be 100, I doubt I'll ever top the time I threw my socks and pants into the toilet instead of the washing basket.

We need to banish the notion that the enemy of my enemy is my friend argument to the dustbin of history. A horrible human being is still a horrible human being even after a fall out with an equally grotesque human being. You don’t get to just bounce back from propping up the AfD.

BRING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WOMBLES #eurovision

Why would Arsenal offer Thomas Partey a new contract? He'll be way too old when he gets out

Obviously Twitter is now a horrendous place, but I do still have fond memories of it, like when stuff like this would happen.

It's happening 🤣

Netflix's Adolescence highlights the danger of social media content on young people's minds. There needs to be an equivalent show highlighting the dangers of newspaper content on the minds of the elderly

Darren fletcher loves a stat, hate his commentary

Haaland injury is pushing me too wildcard now as already have haaland, wood and palmer with one free transfer

Don't rush into #fpl Wildcards, even if they appear attractive. A cautionary tale from life... I dated a stunning lady. But something wasn't right. After a couple of months, she told me she votes Tory. I ended it. Had erectile dysfunction ever since. It's like my willy has never fully forgiven me

Football supporters gonna football support

This is why literally everyone should be supporting Villa today.

Idk feels like the president declaring himself King ought to be A1 headline stuff

Really don’t think we can understate how much troll culture is now political culture

Ah yes the bananas person did another bananas thing. The bananas person elected by bananas people whose whole thing was 'I'm bananas' and now people are surprised that he's absolutely bananas.

Gary neville has a weird interpretation of what a crime is

Denis Law before the 1990 FA Cup final, accurately predicting the future for Manchester Utd.

Whereas when he was in power we were run by a small cabal of incompetent, self-serving, lying fuckwits.

Is there ever a match darren fletcher doesn't find fascinating

Guessing others will now be transferring in amad now

Ridiculously bad first half from united, not unreasonable that Southampton could be 3 up by now

Why not show the manager of Southampton rather than the ball in play

Terrible miss garnacho

Stop with the endless stats fletcher

Watching game on mute because darren fletcher irritates me too much lol

Darren fletcher is like john motson on steroids when it comes to stats

Absolute nonsense penalty decision

Brainless dalot

Stone cold coming on in the 2nd half

It’s simply astonishing to me that in America, a President elect is immune from consequences. Know what other countries that happens in? Dictatorships.

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy. Please don’t share.

I quite miss old messageboards with moderators popping in every two minutes to tell annoying dimwits to shut the fuck up or they would be ostracised.