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February: Luigi Mangioni is in court with ankle shackles and a bullet proof vest March: All the hot girlies are wearing ankle shackles and bullet proof vests.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I ordered pulled bbq chicken and I can't tell if the bartender's face was because it's no good or cuz I called it pulled cock.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Has anyone tried crop-dusting CPAC?

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

How dumb is that failed politician who went after Selena Gomez? Who would is stupid enough to go after Selena Gomez? We all see what she did to Justin Bieber.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I was heading out from work to get my vasectomy and my co-worker asked me if I'm scared, and I went "yeah, of course I am. I'm scared of having kids"

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I'm drinking an Armenian Brandy that takes like the answer to: what if shoelaces were sweet?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

What do you think they're saying?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

MRW the sloppy toppy is extra sloppy

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

What they saying?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to save me from years I'll give it to someone who understands the inescapable pull of capitalism and how it's destroying our humanity

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Something I learned from my Thanksgiving trip is that my mom and step dad talk to each other as their cats. Do you want to hear some of the conversations?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I was watching a movie last night and one of the characters reminded me of my ex. I just started crying for the rest of Shrek.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

They say you can't see autism, but if that's true how come when I was a kid people would always go "is he was autistic"?

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

MRW she says she used my bidet, but I can swear I never heard it turn on.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments