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Storyteller, Lamplighter and Saggar-makers bottom-knocker. Gossip Columnist for the Isle of Aran Shoemaker's Monthly. Writes stuff. Acts a bit. Attempts to teach drama. None well.
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New Pope yet?

Seems appropriate...

"They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring!"

Oh, Volodymyr...just kick him in the goolies and have done with.

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

Starmer cosying up to Trump is turning my stomach.

I see Mumford & Son have a new song out.

Rip Gene...you were the best Lex.

youtu.be/5Xh8duZ1-j0?...

This is just awful. RIP Michelle Trachtenberg, Buffy's little sister. (Kind of.) 😥

BBC News - Blenheim Palace £4.8m gold toilet stolen in minutes, court hears - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"We're going to Fort Knox to see if the gold's stil there."

Post an image you can hear.

The Plank alert...this is your The Plank alert! Turn on Channel 5 now, this is not a drill.

Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

Well, shit...

Every time I watch the news at the moment, this image comes into my head.

Always honoured to share a birthday with this legend

I see these Eastenders characters have angered the Elders of Krypton.

It may be a controversial opinion but I'm starting to suspect that Donald Trump is an awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, turd of a human being. Blaming Ukraine for the war is low even for him.

I suspect he's going to Pope his clogs.

Aww, shit. Rick Buckler has died. RIP. youtu.be/ycnWuHsly0A?...

I mean, if they'd had a week in Aberystwyth...this probably wouldn't have happened.

Well, Home in the Sun couple in Iran that were detained in Iran were bloody well warned that they might be detained in Iran, so I'm going to say they might just be quite high up on the 'Thick as pigshit and show it' spectrum.

Having a Laurel & Hardy breakfast today.

I need these. NOW!

That was a surreal moment where Zoe Saldana quoted the Ronseal advert. #BAFTAs