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British / Irish. Software engineer, amateur photographer, urbanism dilettante. 🔶 (he/him)
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NOTE TO SELF: Next time google “what does this political party believe” before giving them $277 million

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

Even linkedin gets it

Magnitude of current heatwave is incredible! The forecast for tuesday shows an unprecedented area with temp. > 40°C 😱 Never before has it been so hot over such a large area (and so early!) 🔥 The vertigo of having to live like this for the rest of your life... Data @meteofrance.com

Always embarrassing to cultivate a rich and diverse media diet only to find you've spent 30 years watching writing bu the same guy.

Can we just stop and consider that a "Future of the Left" project at *POLICY EXCHANGE* is not something that should be taken seriously. It's like a Future of Veganism Project from the International Association of Beef and Poultry Farmers.

Zohran Mamdani would have been 9 years old and, perhaps more crucially, Twitter would have been -5 years old at the time this would have been posted but "idk if this is true, and even if it isn't it still proves what I've thought all along". We are cooked.

Bruh

I hadn't previously considered the possibility that the thing best placed to stop this AI bullshit was defamation law, but

Today's inspiration

Motorists simply need to stop enforcing their lifestyle choices on others 💅 www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

This is like a doctor telling me that they are not healing my broken finger because they are a bit busy dealing a serious case. Dog, this is part of your job. Do your job

Weighing up the cost of just leaving my forehead exposed to the sun's merciless UV vs the cost of spontaneously going blind whilst cycling as the sunscreen finds its way into my eyes.

Sprawl locks in car dependency, alienation, loneliness, and higher costs for municipal services and utilities. Sprawl displaces farmland, natural habitat, and open space. Sprawl is climate denialism.

Was with 100k+ people in Hyde Park last night having a lovely evening as the sun set. Walked to Green Park to get home and passed dozens of great bars + restaurants. These tedious misanthropes need to go outside.

"So I would say the private and public sector have this in common: the higher up you go in the organization, the more enthusiastic people are about "AI,” and the less they understand about the software" A-FREAKIN-MEN BRUTHA www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/how-ai-is-...

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

A note of caution for the LD leadership here is that only 1% of Lab > LD defectors have done so because Labour is "too left wing". 25% have done so because it's been too right wing.

oh my gd, this naked gun poster

Meredith has always been a G, but it's still exceptionally weird and very refreshing hearing from a tech exec who can see through all of this AI bullshit for what it is at its foundation: a backdoor surveillance tool.

"Reactions.. have been positive from Oxford’s bus companies, Cyclox, the Green Party, Oxford West's Lib Dem MP, and the Coalition for Healthy Streets and Active Travel. Opponents include the Labour administration on the City Council, the Labour MP for Oxford East, and Labour’s county councillors."

The walls between realities are breaking down.

I think Western people are grasping at the idea - without the vernacular to use because it’s been beaten out of popular discourse - of “actually, yes, we would like to live in a society. please.”

Just going to consult this reference book, “The Consequences of Pursuing Godlike Power,” by The Entire Canon of World Literature

I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will

DRIVERS: AVOID YELLOW BOX FINES WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Avoid bus lane fines with this one weird trick

Time and again, those with the broadest shoulders contribute the least, while the most vulnerable are asked to tighten already-unbearable belts. Sunak pays a lower effective tax rate than a nurse. That should prompt reform at the top, not punishment at the bottom.

you know, i’m not militantly pro city-run groceries — i think it is an interesting idea to pilot and try out! — but i’m getting negatively polarized into being a big supporter just from these incredibly vapid, brain-dead posts.

Very pleasing that our house has been listed as being on an "enviable no-through road". Are LTN's...good?

It's quite striking that I've gone quite some time without even thinking about Kemi Badenoch because she's not said anything particularly relevant. She's sinking to a level of invisibility previously only reserved for leaders of the Liberal Democrats.

The intersection of politics and typography is my kink

"We can capture the CO2 with quicklime!" "And how do you make quicklime?" "You heat limestone to release the CO2!" "Exactly the same amount of CO2 as you capture?" "Well, no..." "So isn't this actually releasing MORE CO2?" "We'll use GREEN quicklime!" "Is that a real thing?" "No."