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converting measurements to stoats for March Mammal Madness! run by @deathbymustelid.bsky.social, avatar by @oddangel.bsky.social, banner by @mcmarmot.bsky.social
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wait now I'm kinda curious if there are any mammals whose stoatlength number is LARGER than their stoatweight number. Snakes would fit, but are there any mammals that are snakier than a stoat? #StoatsAsMeasurement

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Assuming the graphic is accurate, that's a spray distance of 6.5-9 stoatlengths! Stoats are also prolific scent-markers, but cannot reach as high on tree trunks, so they prefer to leave their marks on stumps, fallen logs, or other noteworthy objects closer to the ground #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Assuming the graphic is accurate, that's a spray distance of 6.5-9 stoatlengths! Stoats are also prolific scent-markers, but cannot reach as high on tree trunks, so they prefer to leave their marks on stumps, fallen logs, or other noteworthy objects closer to the ground #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm loving seeing peeps discover MMM through the tag #2025MMM!! Welcome to March Mammal Madness!! You're ours now.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

YAY! STOATOMATIC! STOATOMATIC! STOATOMATIC! It's stoatally awesome! #2025MMM

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

These guys had a great check up this week. Porco Rosso (top) weighs in at 27.83 stoats, while Hairy Pawter tips the scales at 29.5. Not pictured is little sister Clementine, a delicate 23.01 stoats. #catSky #ghibli #catPuns @stoatamatic.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The only unit of measure you will ever need! Glad to see the whole March Mammal Madness gang here on Bluesky. We're only missing the MMMRNG1 #2025MMM #StoatsasMeasurement

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments