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stoatcat.bsky.social
Museum person and musician. Fan of Indiana Hoosiers, Texas Rangers, Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavs. Trumpet players, knitter, crocheter and most importantly, mom. 40, she/her.
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Powdered Madison Square Garden
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Reintroduce Stevie Wonder and hope nobody notices
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Mama in this situation:
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Egg Day Afternoon (thanks @killjamesbond.bsky.social )
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RETVRN to Hoobastank and Tubaskank
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Also: pretzels
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My mom remains pissed at NBC for giving him that show back in the Aughts.
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Oh okay. Well, I’ll still like ‘em on my own.
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Did they do something embarrassing?
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His pupils must be the size of pinpricks
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A long walk, no matter the size of the pier
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'The University of Michigan Athletic Department reports that Biff and Bennie “grew larger and more ferocious,” leading Yost to conclude, "It was obvious that the Michigan mascots had designs on the Michigan men toting them, and those designs were by no means friendly."'
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I’m pretty tired of most debates now.
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Life is fraught with uncertainty, but we can rest easy in knowing that at least bonobos aren’t tongue punchers
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I think it’s just that the bonobos know how to eat pussy
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It definitely predates permanent press.
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Notre Dame, famously a dog school, not a costume school.
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Gals into the “dog that wandered up” category. Hoofed-dog, winged-dog, horned-dog. It’s a pet like a dog.
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IU is of course a paper-mache nightmare school, and we couldn’t be more proud
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Early mascots could either be papier-mache monstrosities, or stray dogs who wandered up from somewhere. There is no middle ground. Your school is one or the other.
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NO MORE KINGS should be the motto of the entire Democratic party right now. Make pins, put up signs, scream it from the rooftops as we who 50 years ago.. god is it that long... learned about the Constitution and Revolution in between cartoons, and have more knowledge than the Orange Turd.
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Fire him into the sun. Cajun style.
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Ooooh, my daughter had that, because of me. Congrats to your boy!
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Sounds like he needs a Battletech group in his life