stoduff.bsky.social
Getting less impressed as I age.
Animal lover (humans are okay).
Lab rat 🥼 🐀 .
Sending SOS from the midwest.
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Haven’t you heard he has a home in the Ozarks! 🤪
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Especially in winter. After bad weather, I make a beeline to State Line instead of skating on Ward. It’s pathetic!
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They eagerly want the 10 commandments posted on government buildings and schools. If asked about posting the Beatitudes instead, not as much enthusiasm. 🙄
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Ewww! You just made made me lose my appetite for morning coffee! 🤮
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I would, but no sure which emojis to use! 🖕? or 🍆💩?
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👃🏻🥗
🤣🤣
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“Pammy” 😂😂😂
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Thank you for fixing that image. Now let’s ask Jupiter.
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Many lives were saved the last 24hours. Miller has lost his appetite (for human flesh).
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But Musk won’t have to worry about hades for 40+ years! At least that’s what the creatures of the underworld are hoping for. 🤞🏻
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He was a life insurance MLM dealer that sold his “company” for a hefty profit. He now has a podcast with a bunch of doofuses.
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There are a lot of dog walkers on my 25 mph street as well as my street is marked as a bike route. Every weekday evening this loser in a big, loud truck speeds by. I don’t know his name, but I call him “the family disappointment”.
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I keep reading “AI” as in Al, short for Allen. No one cares, Allen. Keep your overviews to yourself.
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I suppose you can if you close your eyes when you sign? 🤷🏻♀️
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“Full throated”. Lol. Yes, I do have a gutter-ball sense of humor.
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Ollllld schoool…
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Healthcare?
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And with what? Definitely not scissors.
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I hear he has a secret seasoning. It contains ingredients such a callouses shed from senate republicans and dandruff from Trumps limp hairpiece.
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75 degrees and sunny. But I am spending it indoors in a windowless room because I must be able to afford the Amurican dreeem. 🙃🫠
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That’s awesome!
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I love the cheek feathers on aracaunas! They look like a victorian era gentleman. I love her speckled color too!
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To answer the TBR question of the day, I would say the best replacement for Satan if Vance can’t go would be Himmler…err…I mean Miller. (I get those two mixed up all the time!)
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You can also see if your town/city has a local literacy program where they take used children’s books. Any volunteer organizations or churches that do work with communities in need might want them too.
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😂😂 😭😭
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I think I have every reason to whine: Hawley and Schmidt.
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Mine is a cheap, poorly made model.
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“You’re the first person that came to mind!”
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She looks like she could type out a demanding email. “Order more grapes or you will be written up.”
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Same! How did he end up in my kitchen?!
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Did she like to make English toffee? The Bluebonnet brand works the best for that.
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All Dogs Hate Donald
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I thought we were all about cutting government waste?! 🙄
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I can answer her question. It’s NO. Not ever.
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Without a doubt she had a good life. I’m so sorry about your loss. 🙁
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Poor guy might have to vacation with the phlebs! Oh the humanity!
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Yum! Nothing beats Coriander juice!
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A sleeping cat on a pillow. But I would like the cat back.
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That’s crazy! The one family Depression era food I still love to this day is white rice, warm milk, and brown sugar. It was the poor person’s rice pudding. If I ever visit the west coast, I may have to seek that place out!
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My Dad always talked about mustard sandwiches. Maybe if I find a few nickels under the car seat I can buy dijon and be fancy!
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I can mix my cod liver oil with my methylene blue and I’ll be impervious to bad moods! Thanks RFK!
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Now it’s time for tiny violin.
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It’s their favorite collectable!
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“This is about health, not vanity.” Suuuuuure, keep telling yourself that lie.
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My only guess as to why she does is because she’s a big piggy and likes to eat a lot.