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I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/

submitted 14 days ago • 78 comments

Man Brings Lunch From Home To Cut Down On Small Joys theonion.com/man-bri...

submitted 29 days ago • 19 comments

Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)

submitted 34 days ago • 83 comments

Me at a birthday dinner: damn dinner starts at 730 this must be a rowdy crowd.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

❤️ deadline.com/2025/03/coyo...

submitted 53 days ago • 150 comments

UNDERTALE is on sale for $1. If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up. store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...

submitted 71 days ago • 616 comments

Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood

submitted 70 days ago • 20 comments

he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.

submitted 84 days ago • 559 comments

Jobs suck ass. I am against any politician who threatens to create more.

submitted 84 days ago • 7 comments

Aetherdrift Draft League on MTGO are 120 Play Points! Do you know what else is 120 Play Points? Do you know what else is 120 Play Points? The codes @daybreakgames.bsky.social have kindly given me to give away! Retweet this post, and I will pick 5 winners and DM you a prize code tomorrow GOOD LUCK!

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Sure the cold might be cleaning but have you considered the 2 day long headache you’re going to have?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Bay got arrested after breaking into the Vatican 😂

submitted 105 days ago • 41 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 106 days ago • 335 comments

The United States is burning down around them in real time and everyone’s freaking out because the fantastic 4 poster is kinda sus.

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submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

Ah yeah there it is. That uncomfortable feeling that’s been gone for 4 years.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Will Ferrell dressed up as Buddy the Elf for the Kings game 🏒🎄

submitted 145 days ago • 106 comments

do you want to play ‘from h to q’?

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

We're doing a #Nosferatu giveaway 🧛‍♂️ Win a Nosferatu vinyl and 2 tickets to see the film — in theaters this Christmas 🎵🍿 Rules: 1️⃣ Repost + Like this post 2️⃣ Follow @culturecrave.co

submitted 169 days ago • 32 comments

Men: normal and innocent?

submitted 172 days ago • 12 comments

Thank you Tim Onion

submitted 179 days ago • 17 comments

Surely this will make the song go away.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Drake has taken legal action against UMG and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us' (via Billboard)

submitted 179 days ago • 108 comments

Giveaway time! I'll pick four winners, shipping (gulp) worldwide, to take home a Mox Diamond, Rainbow Foil Cap Lair, Beta Terror, or this adorable playmat. How to enter: 1. Share this post 2. Subscribe to my substack (free!) Full details in my latest post: manaclub.substack.com/p/mana-club-...

submitted 188 days ago • 10 comments

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 190 days ago • 210 comments

They needed their own shelf.

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

🚨GIVEAWAY TIME🚨 For every like, comment, follow, or repost we will add another play point to the bucket 🪣 Like = 1 Repost = 1 Comment = 2 Follow = 2 Winners will be randomly selected each time we reach 120 combined points Your move 🫵 P.s MATH! 😭 No purchase necessary void where prohibited.

submitted 190 days ago • 62 comments

Yall I heard this was the new hot void to scream into.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

twitter is Now deleted off my phone. here is where i Will put all my wisdom. to Begin

submitted 199 days ago • 129 comments

submitted 198 days ago • 6 comments