stover.bsky.social
front end engineer
my skeets are my own and do not represent my employer
https://charlesstover.com/
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Hoods in the front allow you to sleep anywhere you want without judgment because no one can tell who you are.
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boss: you failed your drug test
me: but i dont use drugs
boss: we dont hire losers here
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I'd pay money for someone to gaze upon my visage.
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"Act only on that maxim by which you can." ~ Genghis Kant
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I think you're confusing recorded human-history with human-recorded history.
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Is he single? 😍
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Por que no los dos?
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For $44b, this idiot could have just built his dream website from the ground up.
I'm happy he's redistributing wealth though.
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This site claims to be inclusive but you just BLOCK me instead of bringing me to the pinnacle of ecstasy?
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My dad returned a fridge once because it was off-white when he ordered eggshell white. I'll never forget it.
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I am NOT reading this thread chain for context.
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adam I don't really know you so I honestly can't tell if you're being an accessibility cop or making fun of that type of person but either way jake should absolutely be using alt text for his screenshots
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"Indiscernible" is absolutely motorboat noises.
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🚭
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Does this slant rhyme on purpose?
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This is the validation I needed.
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"The sauce is more cheese. We should open a restaurant."
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Did you recently sell your soul to Milhouse?
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not reading chapters 8 thru 10 by Friday because I don't enjoy having all of my teeth
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It took me a while to realize "time sex" wasn't some kind of Dr. Who fanfic concept.
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an STD for git repos
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Remy but with generational trauma instead of talent
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It's actually just a circle.
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A skeleton with a bra reminds me of how depictions of clothed, female skeletons have boobs.
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You can't put a price on your children.
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Do you stack your pets? They clearly need open pastures to roam.