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nintendo: you got that star wars launch title ready for the nintendo 64? george lucas: yeah. the villain is a crime lord who makes women horny from his stink nintendo: what

crazy that an influx of dense infill housing can lower prices and make homeownership more attainable

It's striking how vapid and boring this all is. The meme president. His flunkies snickering about how Epic it would be to post this, certain that they're Trolling but not quite sure whom or why anymore

the people yearn for freezer thin mints

hey whats up. im a lifestyle youtuber. i have 600 plants in my studio apartment and one framed print just sort of leaning against the wall on the floor. have you heard of athletic greens

Ethan, hour one: I am not a Zionist, and I'll prove it Ethan, hour five: AND THE EXPULSION OF THE JEWS THROUGHOUT HISTORY BY ARABIC NATIONS,

you're really funny, sorry about your childhood tho

late night cheese sandwich hits dawg

why didn't anyone help Pigpen from Peanuts clearly there was something wrong at home

a cell phone ringtone that's just the blackpink chant

social media is great because it gives you a place to say the dumbest shit that lurches through your brain while also interacting with some of the people you respect most

when you look at the internet as a fight to keep history free and accessible for all, you start realizing how much power is accumulated from knowledge and how much that threatens certain power structures

tim onion is for the people

BREAKING NEWS: Ninja water sausage retrieves a bit of toast.

everyones got that one homie who becomes pensive and wise after one beer



Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39

just wanted to circle back and touch base with you on this: are you mad at me

i strongly agree. i also think if you want to be any good at talking about art, you need to consume as much art as humanly possible and talk about it all the time. each piece of art is in conversation with a thousand different other things.

this is legitimately evil

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

if something really meaningfully good ever happens in the world i figure we got about ten minutes after that until the bombs fall

more and more people are reskeeting this

they’re going to try to start conversion therapy to double prong attack children that are autistic and transgender and it’s going to traumatize a new generation of kids in a way we aren’t ready for

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

video games make eleventy billion dollars a year but we can only have one website about them, and it’s owned by The Bastard Group

every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease

sorry

just remember: no matter how many hormones you take, no matter how many surgeries you use to mutilate your body, when people dig up your skeleton three hundred years from now, they WILL use you as the material for the great Bone Colossus which shall despoil the realms of the living

okay this guy on reddit has one of the most genuinely fascinating places i've ever seen

the next season of white lotus should include Danny McBride

what a time to be alive 2000 was

haven't been much for a lot of the apple tv+ content but 'the studio' is consistently good every episode

The White House’s new message to Americans: maybe you should all just shut up and die you pieces of shit.

everywhere i go in this remote seaside community i got some weirdo telling me to Beware the Merman and i'm like, oh you mean the quaint local superstition i'm here to study 🙄

marxism didn't die. it went to go live on a farm

hey bro are you doing okay? you’ve been acting kind of different ever since you found that amulet

hitting myself on the head with a hammer when i begin to develop an attraction towards someone on the computer

Look at the grouping of men on this show right now. We are truly in hell.

Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people. Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.